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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
know-it-all 180 church
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Massive laughsome community account hairy legs
  04/09/24
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Heady hell pervert
  08/30/24
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insanely creepy trump supporter
  02/11/25
SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
Bearded lettuce trust fund
  02/24/26
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
peach field
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
cyan gunner chad
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
cyan gunner chad
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
cyan gunner chad
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
cyan gunner chad
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
cyan gunner chad
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
tripping cruise ship
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
cyan gunner chad
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
titillating piazza gaming laptop
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Onyx gay wizard bawdyhouse
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Wild Native
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
orange locus
  04/09/24
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frum pea-brained stage selfie
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
orange locus
  04/09/24
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Yellow Slap-happy Parlor Giraffe
  04/09/24
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adventurous jap kitchen
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
marvelous crackhouse
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
marvelous crackhouse
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
Wild Native
  04/09/24
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Olive alcoholic love of her life
  04/09/24
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adventurous jap kitchen
  04/11/24
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diverse organic girlfriend gas station
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Yellow Slap-happy Parlor Giraffe
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
orange locus
  04/09/24
...
Exhilarant stead
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
tripping cruise ship
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
tripping cruise ship
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Wild Native
  04/09/24
?
tripping cruise ship
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
orange locus
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
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orange locus
  04/10/24
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Wild Native
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
diverse organic girlfriend gas station
  04/09/24
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Wild Native
  04/09/24
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honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/09/24
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  04/11/24
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  02/19/25
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Pontificating navy state masturbator
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Pontificating navy state masturbator
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Bipolar marketing idea
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
know-it-all 180 church
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Wild Native
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Massive laughsome community account hairy legs
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Wild Native
  04/09/24
Yes you are
know-it-all 180 church
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Wild Native
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
Bearded lettuce trust fund
  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Bearded lettuce trust fund
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insanely creepy trump supporter
  02/20/25
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Fluffy stimulating public bath
  02/24/26
Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
Trip Abode Therapy
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Yellow Slap-happy Parlor Giraffe
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Wild Native
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
cyan gunner chad
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
Bespoke bistre dopamine
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Sick Stubborn School
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
insane chartreuse business firm incel
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Sick Stubborn School
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Wild Native
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Sick Stubborn School
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Wild Native
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
cyan gunner chad
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
Vibrant self-centered sneaky criminal idea he suggested
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Sooty stag film
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
insane chartreuse business firm incel
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Sooty stag film
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
insane chartreuse business firm incel
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Impressive chrome new version twinkling uncleanness
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
beady-eyed locale toilet seat
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
Wild Native
  04/10/24
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Sooty stag film
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
spruce passionate theatre
  04/10/24
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honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
walnut insecure black woman senate
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
insane chartreuse business firm incel
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
walnut insecure black woman senate
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
Cracking mediation genital piercing
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Wild Native
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Wild Native
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Wild Native
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Gay Contagious Telephone Newt
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
walnut insecure black woman senate
  04/11/24
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frum pea-brained stage selfie
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
Wild Native
  04/11/24
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Bipolar marketing idea
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
Wild Native
  04/11/24
...
Bipolar marketing idea
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
Wild Native
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Bipolar marketing idea
  04/11/24
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frum pea-brained stage selfie
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
Wild Native
  04/11/24
yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/11/24
Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
frum pea-brained stage selfie
  04/11/24
Wow
Gay Contagious Telephone Newt
  04/11/24
serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice&quo...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  04/12/24
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honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  08/30/24
i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
titillating piazza gaming laptop
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Bipolar marketing idea
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Stirring maize school cafeteria
  10/22/24
hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little...
honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker
  10/22/24
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Wild Native

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: know-it-all 180 church

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Massive laughsome community account hairy legs

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Heady hell pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: insanely creepy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48645790)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Bearded lettuce trust fund

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#49691215)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: peach field

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: cyan gunner chad

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Wild Native

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cyan gunner chad

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Wild Native

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: cyan gunner chad

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Wild Native

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: cyan gunner chad

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Wild Native

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: cyan gunner chad

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Wild Native

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: tripping cruise ship

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Wild Native

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: cyan gunner chad

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: titillating piazza gaming laptop

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Onyx gay wizard bawdyhouse

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Wild Native

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: orange locus

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: frum pea-brained stage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Wild Native

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: orange locus

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Yellow Slap-happy Parlor Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: adventurous jap kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Wild Native

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Wild Native

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: adventurous jap kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: diverse organic girlfriend gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Yellow Slap-happy Parlor Giraffe

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Wild Native

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Wild Native

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: orange locus

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: tripping cruise ship

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Wild Native

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: tripping cruise ship

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Wild Native

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: tripping cruise ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Wild Native

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: orange locus

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Wild Native

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: orange locus

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Wild Native

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: diverse organic girlfriend gas station

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Wild Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Pale yapping personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Pontificating navy state masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Pontificating navy state masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Pontificating navy state masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Wild Native

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Wild Native

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Wild Native

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Garnet Excitant Dilemma Knife

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Bipolar marketing idea

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: know-it-all 180 church

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Wild Native

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Massive laughsome community account hairy legs

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Wild Native

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: know-it-all 180 church

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Wild Native

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Bearded lettuce trust fund

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: cerebral tattoo goal in life

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: cobalt theater stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Bearded lettuce trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: insanely creepy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Fluffy stimulating public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#49691356)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Trip Abode Therapy

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Yellow Slap-happy Parlor Giraffe

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Wild Native

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: cyan gunner chad

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Bespoke bistre dopamine

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Sick Stubborn School

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: insane chartreuse business firm incel

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Sick Stubborn School

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Wild Native

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Sick Stubborn School

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Wild Native

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: cyan gunner chad

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Vibrant self-centered sneaky criminal idea he suggested

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Sooty stag film

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: insane chartreuse business firm incel

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Sooty stag film

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: insane chartreuse business firm incel

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Impressive chrome new version twinkling uncleanness

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale toilet seat

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Wild Native

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Sooty stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: spruce passionate theatre

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: walnut insecure black woman senate

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: insane chartreuse business firm incel

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: walnut insecure black woman senate

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Cracking mediation genital piercing

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Wild Native

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Wild Native

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Wild Native

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Gay Contagious Telephone Newt

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: walnut insecure black woman senate

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: frum pea-brained stage selfie

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Wild Native

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Bipolar marketing idea

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Wild Native

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Bipolar marketing idea

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Wild Native

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Bipolar marketing idea

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: frum pea-brained stage selfie

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Wild Native

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: frum pea-brained stage selfie

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Gay Contagious Telephone Newt

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: titillating piazza gaming laptop

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Bipolar marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Stirring maize school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: honey-headed demanding indian lodge weed whacker

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Swollen appetizing step-uncle's house ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2E#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Violet Associate



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: lascivious private investor



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Fluffy stimulating public bath

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: odious cuck



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