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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Mustard spectacular cuckoldry
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
NIGGER FAGGOT
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
cerise hyperactive striped hyena international law enforcement agency
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Stimulating sooty institution multi-billionaire
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
cerise hyperactive striped hyena international law enforcement agency
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
cerise hyperactive striped hyena international law enforcement agency
  06/29/24
180
lascivious costumed native
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Painfully Honest Misanthropic School Cafeteria
  06/29/24
180
impertinent racy boistinker
  06/29/24
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Appetizing water buffalo useless brakes
  06/29/24
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Sexy Irradiated Hell
  06/29/24
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Mustard spectacular cuckoldry
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
lascivious costumed native
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Vengeful poppy shrine gay wizard
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Umber histrionic senate dopamine
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
lascivious costumed native
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Umber histrionic senate dopamine
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
lascivious costumed native
  06/29/24
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Umber histrionic senate dopamine
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/22/25
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Vengeful poppy shrine gay wizard
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
glittery church
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Umber histrionic senate dopamine
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
glittery church
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Penis Six Nine
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Painfully Honest Misanthropic School Cafeteria
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
ultramarine magical meetinghouse corn cake
  06/29/24
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automatic admit
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Orange Multi-colored Headpube
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
bull headed sticky theater
  06/29/24
Jfc
Flickering library
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Sexy Irradiated Hell
  06/29/24
she did it again
Dunedain cowboy
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
hank_scorpio
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
NIGGER FAGGOT
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Mustard spectacular cuckoldry

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: NIGGER FAGGOT

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: cerise hyperactive striped hyena international law enforcement agency

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Stimulating sooty institution multi-billionaire

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: cerise hyperactive striped hyena international law enforcement agency

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: cerise hyperactive striped hyena international law enforcement agency

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: lascivious costumed native

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Misanthropic School Cafeteria

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: impertinent racy boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791885)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Appetizing water buffalo useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Sexy Irradiated Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: lascivious costumed native

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Vengeful poppy shrine gay wizard

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Umber histrionic senate dopamine

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: lascivious costumed native

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Umber histrionic senate dopamine

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious costumed native

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Umber histrionic senate dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Vengeful poppy shrine gay wizard

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: glittery church

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Umber histrionic senate dopamine

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: glittery church

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Misanthropic School Cafeteria

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: ultramarine magical meetinghouse corn cake

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: automatic admit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Orange Multi-colored Headpube

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: bull headed sticky theater

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Flickering library

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Sexy Irradiated Hell

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: NIGGER FAGGOT

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041232)