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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Marvelous boistinker
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Sable locus roommate
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Marvelous boistinker
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Sable locus roommate
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Trip magical jap
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Brilliant appetizing antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Marvelous boistinker
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
hairraiser massive state
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
fucking
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Puce water buffalo keepsake machete
  09/18/24
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Olive sadistic chapel
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
flesh swashbuckling locale quadroon
  09/18/24
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Pink Hospital Mother
  09/19/24
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Stirring alpha rigor
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
mauve wonderful theatre giraffe
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Histrionic codepig field
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Aromatic bespoke volcanic crater masturbator
  10/04/24
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Marvelous boistinker
  12/20/24
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Blue heady incel national security agency
  02/27/25
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carnelian fighting place of business
  04/16/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Marvelous boistinker

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Sable locus roommate

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Marvelous boistinker

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Sable locus roommate

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Trip magical jap

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Brilliant appetizing antidepressant drug

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Marvelous boistinker

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: hairraiser massive state

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: fucking

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Puce water buffalo keepsake machete

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Olive sadistic chapel



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: flesh swashbuckling locale quadroon

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Pink Hospital Mother



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Stirring alpha rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48165171)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: mauve wonderful theatre giraffe

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Histrionic codepig field

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Aromatic bespoke volcanic crater masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Marvelous boistinker



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Blue heady incel national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48699040)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: carnelian fighting place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2E#48855321)