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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Kink-friendly fear-inspiring gas station feces
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
mustard frisky immigrant
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Soul-stirring territorial stead toaster
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
abusive up-to-no-good church
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
mustard frisky immigrant
  11/12/24
wow!
Swollen Godawful Pit
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
zombie-like jew indian lodge
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
insane jewess meetinghouse
  11/12/24
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mustard frisky immigrant
  11/12/24
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Greedy Soggy Business Firm
  11/12/24
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Swollen Godawful Pit
  11/12/24
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abusive up-to-no-good church
  11/12/24
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Lime Filthpig Hominid
  06/08/25
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Seedy step-uncle's house striped hyena
  06/08/25
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umber tantric dilemma messiness
  06/08/25
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sick claret parlour
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Swollen Godawful Pit
  06/08/25
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henna roast beef
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Greedy Soggy Business Firm
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
mustard frisky immigrant
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Aphrodisiac scarlet generalized bond
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
spectacular ruby menage
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Soul-stirring territorial stead toaster
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
adulterous french range dysfunction
  11/12/24
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umber tantric dilemma messiness
  06/08/25
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sick claret parlour
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Razzle-dazzle site volcanic crater
  11/12/24
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Swollen Godawful Pit
  11/12/24
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emerald stage
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
hairraiser gunner senate
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Swollen Godawful Pit
  11/12/24
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Swollen Godawful Pit
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Rambunctious Forum Headpube
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Seedy step-uncle's house striped hyena
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Nighttime grizzly mad-dog skullcap
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Seedy step-uncle's house striped hyena
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
mustard frisky immigrant
  06/08/25
Damning.
slippery cocky school cafeteria private investor
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fear-inspiring gas station feces

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mustard frisky immigrant

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial stead toaster

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: abusive up-to-no-good church

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: mustard frisky immigrant

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Swollen Godawful Pit

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: zombie-like jew indian lodge

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: insane jewess meetinghouse

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mustard frisky immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Greedy Soggy Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Swollen Godawful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: abusive up-to-no-good church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Lime Filthpig Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Seedy step-uncle's house striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: umber tantric dilemma messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: sick claret parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Swollen Godawful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: henna roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Greedy Soggy Business Firm

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: mustard frisky immigrant

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac scarlet generalized bond

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: spectacular ruby menage

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial stead toaster

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: adulterous french range dysfunction

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: umber tantric dilemma messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: sick claret parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle site volcanic crater

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Swollen Godawful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: emerald stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: hairraiser gunner senate

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Swollen Godawful Pit

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Swollen Godawful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Rambunctious Forum Headpube

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Seedy step-uncle's house striped hyena

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Nighttime grizzly mad-dog skullcap

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Seedy step-uncle's house striped hyena

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mustard frisky immigrant

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: slippery cocky school cafeteria private investor

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996493)