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Date: November 19th, 2024 2:20 AM Author: comical philosopher-king h at the end of the day, its warm steam rising in wispy tendrils as they tell each other about their comings and goings, castaway companions reunited. The man is tired, his briefcase set on tile in the room’s corner, another long day in the city. In due time, after ducks battling stormy seas and a sinking submarine, the topic turns, as it often does, to matters of space and time, the infinite. The man takes out a piece of paper from his pocket. "Scholarship, let's say one end of this paper is Earth," he points, a dot of wetness on the page, "and the other a planet in our nearest star system, Alpha Centauri"--another dot. Scholarship nods. How many times has he been regaled with tales of this beyond, so close yet so far by mankind's own current limitations. "Let's suppose we want to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible. How do we do it?" Scholarship's eyes light up and he moves his hand rapidly across the paper. "We go fast!" The man smiles and laughs. "Yes. We could go fast. But that might still take many years." Scholarship's eyes are fixed on the man's as he speaks. "Here's an idea. What if, instead, we were to fold the paper so that point A and point B touched?" As he describes it, the man gently brings the two ends of the paper together. "What then?" A pause. Scholarship looks at the folded paper, considering it. "Then you'd be there right away." The man tousles scholarship's hair and whispers "that's right." A second time, clearing his throat, emotion in his voice. "That's right!" "Well, how can we do that, daddy?" "We can't. Not yet. We'd need someone very bright, very hardworking, to figure it out. To build it." Scholarship smiles. "I could do it." Tears well in the man's eyes. He averts his glance so scholarship can't see, casting upward through the open window in the cold autumn air toward the canopy of stars shining bright in the heavens. "I bet you could." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48354874) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: insanely creepy seedy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48453806) |
Date: November 19th, 2024 11:14 AM Author: Laughsome blathering location tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48355806) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 4:55 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48357393) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: lilac friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48361544) |
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Date: November 24th, 2024 9:04 PM Author: comical philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48377164) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: insanely creepy seedy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48453809) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:08 PM Author: salmon autistic shrine jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48361553) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: insanely creepy seedy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48453807) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 4:32 PM Author: lemon impressive dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48455233) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: insanely creepy seedy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48455373) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 4:32 PM Author: lemon impressive dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48455231) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: insanely creepy seedy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48455375) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 5:21 PM Author: Purple motley affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48455432) |
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Date: December 16th, 2024 5:22 PM Author: insanely creepy seedy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48455439) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 11:35 PM Author: glittery tattoo place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48641077) |
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Date: February 16th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: comical philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48667071) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: passionate aggressive state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#49524061) |
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Date: February 16th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Opaque trip faggot firefighter "Now get over here and pull down your pants and let me give that little pickle a kiss, kid. Mmmm... yeah, that's right..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#48667076) |
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Date: February 16th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: excitant rehab partner To be fair,
Thanks for turning this Christian thread into a "Judeo-Christian" thread, Ari. |
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Date: February 16th, 2025 9:13 PM Author: comical philosopher-king Piping down the valleys wild, Piping songs of pleasant glee, On a cloud I saw a child, And he laughing said to me:
"Pipe a song about a Lamb!" So I pied with merry cheer. "Piper, pipe that song again"; So I piped; he wept to hear.
"Drop thy pipe, thy happy pipe; Sing thy song of happy cheer!" So I sang the same again, While he wept with joy to hear.
"Piper, sit thee down and write In a book, that all may read." So he vanished from my sight; And I plucked a hollow reed,
And I made a rural pen, And I stained the water clear, And I wrote my happy songs Every child may joy to hear. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:19 PM Author: comical philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5636641&forum_id=2E#49524025) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:20 PM Author: spectacular weed whacker elastic band yeah we get it you're a bunch of deranged nazi technologists running a cum transplant scheme fuck amerikkka |