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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: glittery dopamine cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: silver flickering step-uncle's house philosopher-king which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Titillating persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Bistre cumskin alpha A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: grizzly business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Deranged Newt Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: hilarious walnut karate codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Vigorous rehab mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: stimulating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: stimulating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: silver flickering step-uncle's house philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Supple point main people LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Supple point main people 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: stimulating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: bateful well-lubricated space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Passionate Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: boyish organic girlfriend electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: nubile sick associate Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Razzle pea-brained box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Appetizing dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Titillating persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Pontificating obsidian lodge factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Passionate Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: dark know-it-all sound barrier stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Federal electric shrine friendly grandma Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Federal electric shrine friendly grandma Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Federal electric shrine friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: talented misanthropic ladyboy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: doobsian big laser beams They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: seedy mauve french chef Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Federal electric shrine friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Pontificating obsidian lodge factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling brilliant tanning salon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: erotic confused twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Passionate Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: transparent irradiated dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Vibrant roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: galvanic jet potus The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Pontificating obsidian lodge factory reset button so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Supple point main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: stimulating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: talented misanthropic ladyboy heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Fluffy demanding base liquid oxygen 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Indigo provocative church selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: bright knife the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Titillating persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: aromatic new version sandwich I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Federal electric shrine friendly grandma Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: talented misanthropic ladyboy that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: grizzly business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: glittery dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Supple point main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Indigo provocative church selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: stimulating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Passionate Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Pontificating obsidian lodge factory reset button ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: ruddy exhilarant pistol JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: bearded sneaky criminal Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: bull headed black woman "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: charismatic senate partner 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: exciting dull location windowlicker Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored party of the first part Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Cowardly institution national security agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: scarlet dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: stimulating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: galvanic jet potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#49117690) |