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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
bossy parlor kitty
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
electric milky athletic conference lodge
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
racy garnet telephone
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
bossy parlor kitty
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
bossy parlor kitty
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
white unhinged principal's office
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
effete base friendly grandma
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
white unhinged principal's office
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
effete base friendly grandma
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Cruel-hearted swashbuckling plaza
  04/08/25
that's rude
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
...
bossy parlor kitty
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Cream sex offender
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Mint Multi-billionaire Psychic
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/08/25
...
bossy parlor kitty
  04/08/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
bossy parlor kitty
  04/09/25
...
bossy parlor kitty
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
exhilarant house-broken newt wrinkle
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
amber soul-stirring death wish
  04/09/25
Ty
effete base friendly grandma
  04/09/25
...
Cerise Big Legend Senate
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Dashing free-loading market
  04/09/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
gaped messiness queen of the night
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
effete base friendly grandma
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
effete base friendly grandma
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
180 henna dilemma
  05/02/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  05/12/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
effete base friendly grandma
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
amber soul-stirring death wish
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
effete base friendly grandma
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
white unhinged principal's office
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
effete base friendly grandma
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
white unhinged principal's office
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Gold lay
  06/03/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  06/26/25
OP?
effete base friendly grandma
  06/27/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  07/09/25
...
effete base friendly grandma
  07/31/25
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effete base friendly grandma
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
effete base friendly grandma
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Gold lay
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: electric milky athletic conference lodge

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: racy garnet telephone

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: white unhinged principal's office

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: white unhinged principal's office

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted swashbuckling plaza

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cream sex offender

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Step-uncle's House Liquid Oxygen

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mint Multi-billionaire Psychic

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: bossy parlor kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: exhilarant house-broken newt wrinkle

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: amber soul-stirring death wish

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Cerise Big Legend Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Dashing free-loading market

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: gaped messiness queen of the night

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: 180 henna dilemma

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring death wish

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: white unhinged principal's office

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: white unhinged principal's office

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Gold lay

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: effete base friendly grandma

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Gold lay

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331552)