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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Big free-loading water buffalo
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Mind-boggling rehab idiot
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Supple dingle berry
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Supple dingle berry
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Supple dingle berry
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Supple dingle berry
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Supple dingle berry
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Fluffy azn private investor
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Fluffy azn private investor
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Spectacular ocher abode weed whacker
  04/08/25
that's rude
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
...
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
navy balding kitty
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Supple dingle berry
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Ruby Soul-stirring Dilemma Laser Beams
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/08/25
...
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/08/25
...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/09/25
...
Hyperventilating Becky
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Blathering travel guidebook fanboi
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Arousing up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band
  04/09/25
Ty
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/09/25
...
Harsh black woman
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Crimson slippery coffee pot
  04/09/25
...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
floppy school cafeteria
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Brindle Thriller Scourge Upon The Earth Parlor
  05/02/25
...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  05/12/25
...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Arousing up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Fluffy azn private investor
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Fluffy azn private investor
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Bateful charcoal bawdyhouse old irish cottage
  06/03/25
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at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  06/26/25
OP?
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  06/27/25
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at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  07/09/25
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at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  07/31/25
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at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Bateful charcoal bawdyhouse old irish cottage
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Big free-loading water buffalo

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling rehab idiot

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Fluffy azn private investor

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Fluffy azn private investor

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular ocher abode weed whacker

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: navy balding kitty

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ruby Soul-stirring Dilemma Laser Beams

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Blathering travel guidebook fanboi

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Arousing up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Harsh black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Crimson slippery coffee pot

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Brindle Thriller Scourge Upon The Earth Parlor

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Arousing up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Fluffy azn private investor

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Fluffy azn private investor

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Bateful charcoal bawdyhouse old irish cottage

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic institution boltzmann

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Bateful charcoal bawdyhouse old irish cottage

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331552)