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Adulterous high-end gas station
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Red roast beef
  05/05/25
Cr
milky flirting giraffe
  05/06/25
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Sticky Aromatic Immigrant
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emerald impertinent corner sandwich
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Alcoholic glittery electric furnace parlor
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
comical cyan home
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
comical cyan home
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Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
mischievous point
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
mischievous point
  05/05/25
180
Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
elite flatulent macaca hospital
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Amber senate
  05/06/25
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mustard beady-eyed field
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Umber state legend
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
splenetic curious stead
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Umber state legend
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
emerald impertinent corner sandwich
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Stimulating smoky tanning salon
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Vivacious incel clown
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Amber senate
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Razzle-dazzle bistre business firm organic girlfriend
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Sticky Aromatic Immigrant
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
splenetic curious stead
  05/06/25
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Adulterous high-end gas station
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
splenetic curious stead
  05/09/25
1800000
Adulterous high-end gas station
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splenetic curious stead
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
big hairless rigpig puppy
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
abnormal lodge candlestick maker
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
sepia office main people
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
emerald impertinent corner sandwich
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
big hairless rigpig puppy
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Alcoholic glittery electric furnace parlor
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
big hairless rigpig puppy
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
big hairless rigpig puppy
  05/29/25
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Adulterous high-end gas station
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big hairless rigpig puppy
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Dashing chocolate shrine
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
henna crackhouse faggot firefighter
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Odious Abode
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Adulterous high-end gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Red roast beef

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: milky flirting giraffe

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Sticky Aromatic Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: emerald impertinent corner sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic glittery electric furnace parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: comical cyan home

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: comical cyan home

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: mischievous point

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: mischievous point

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Costumed Sickened Travel Guidebook Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: elite flatulent macaca hospital

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Amber senate

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Umber state legend

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: splenetic curious stead

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Umber state legend

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: emerald impertinent corner sandwich

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Stimulating smoky tanning salon

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Vivacious incel clown

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Amber senate

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bistre business firm organic girlfriend

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Sticky Aromatic Immigrant

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: splenetic curious stead

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Adulterous high-end gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: splenetic curious stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Adulterous high-end gas station

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: splenetic curious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: big hairless rigpig puppy

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: abnormal lodge candlestick maker

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sepia office main people

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: emerald impertinent corner sandwich

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: big hairless rigpig puppy

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic glittery electric furnace parlor

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: big hairless rigpig puppy

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: big hairless rigpig puppy

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Adulterous high-end gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: big hairless rigpig puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Dashing chocolate shrine

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: henna crackhouse faggot firefighter

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Odious Abode

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918763)