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lavender point
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
onyx dead circlehead den
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Cr
talented institution roast beef
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Brilliant vivacious organic girlfriend
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primrose hell nibblets
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comical forum personal credit line
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slutmobile obv
mahogany effete parlour
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
copper internal respiration
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
mahogany effete parlour
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copper internal respiration
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Bearded spruce bawdyhouse
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
copper internal respiration
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Bearded spruce bawdyhouse
  05/05/25
180
copper internal respiration
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Puce angry police squad
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Razzmatazz confused theatre fanboi
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Dark at-the-ready genital piercing indirect expression
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
floppy elastic band
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Vibrant Shrine
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
floppy elastic band
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
primrose hell nibblets
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Racy vengeful friendly grandma
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Lascivious Cordovan Tanning Salon
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Razzmatazz confused theatre fanboi
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Hairraiser generalized bond chapel
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I like undercutters pizza.
Brilliant vivacious organic girlfriend
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Vibrant Shrine
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lavender point
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Vibrant Shrine
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1800000
lavender point
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Vibrant Shrine
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Exciting Meetinghouse
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Dashing autistic kitchen karate
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Light mediation
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
primrose hell nibblets
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Exciting Meetinghouse
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
comical forum personal credit line
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Exciting Meetinghouse
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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lavender point
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Exciting Meetinghouse
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
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i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: onyx dead circlehead den

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: talented institution roast beef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Brilliant vivacious organic girlfriend



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: primrose hell nibblets



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: comical forum personal credit line



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: mahogany effete parlour

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: copper internal respiration

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mahogany effete parlour

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: copper internal respiration



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bearded spruce bawdyhouse

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: copper internal respiration

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bearded spruce bawdyhouse

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: copper internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Puce angry police squad

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz confused theatre fanboi

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Dark at-the-ready genital piercing indirect expression



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: floppy elastic band

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Vibrant Shrine

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: floppy elastic band

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: primrose hell nibblets

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Racy vengeful friendly grandma

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Lascivious Cordovan Tanning Salon

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz confused theatre fanboi

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser generalized bond chapel

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Brilliant vivacious organic girlfriend

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Shrine

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Shrine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: lavender point

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Dashing autistic kitchen karate

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Light mediation

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: primrose hell nibblets

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: comical forum personal credit line

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Sienna Immigrant Casino

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Titillating Gaped Location Pozpig

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Sadistic exhilarant bbw

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918763)