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Marvelous puce hall giraffe
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
iridescent zippy immigrant plaza
  05/05/25
Cr
grizzly comical telephone
  05/06/25
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Abnormal slippery stead marketing idea
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Metal black base athletic conference
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Ultramarine sickened water buffalo
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Racy costumed menage
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
irradiated field mood
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Racy costumed menage
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irradiated field mood
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Electric wine stage cuck
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
irradiated field mood
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Electric wine stage cuck
  05/05/25
180
irradiated field mood
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Laughsome property sex offender
  05/06/25
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Pungent stirring den gunner
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Violet at-the-ready rehab
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Yellow haunted graveyard
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Violet at-the-ready rehab
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Metal black base athletic conference
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
provocative sooty trailer park personal credit line
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
magical cerebral bawdyhouse digit ratio
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Laughsome property sex offender
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
nudist puppy alpha
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Abnormal slippery stead marketing idea
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Yellow haunted graveyard
  05/06/25
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Marvelous puce hall giraffe
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Yellow haunted graveyard
  05/09/25
1800000
Marvelous puce hall giraffe
  05/10/25
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Yellow haunted graveyard
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Trip mother boiling water
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Dashing fat ankles
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
sable insane filthpig lay
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Metal black base athletic conference
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Trip mother boiling water
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Ultramarine sickened water buffalo
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Trip mother boiling water
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Trip mother boiling water
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Marvelous puce hall giraffe
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Trip mother boiling water
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
fiercely-loyal arousing preventive strike nowag
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
soul-stirring milky philosopher-king love of her life
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
salmon fragrant cuckoldry
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Marvelous puce hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: iridescent zippy immigrant plaza

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: grizzly comical telephone

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Abnormal slippery stead marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Metal black base athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine sickened water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Racy costumed menage

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: irradiated field mood

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Racy costumed menage

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: irradiated field mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Electric wine stage cuck

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: irradiated field mood

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Electric wine stage cuck

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: irradiated field mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed fortuitous meteor

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Laughsome property sex offender

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Pungent stirring den gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Violet at-the-ready rehab

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Yellow haunted graveyard

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Violet at-the-ready rehab

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Metal black base athletic conference

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: provocative sooty trailer park personal credit line

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: magical cerebral bawdyhouse digit ratio

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Laughsome property sex offender

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: nudist puppy alpha

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Abnormal slippery stead marketing idea

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Yellow haunted graveyard

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous puce hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Yellow haunted graveyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Marvelous puce hall giraffe

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Yellow haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Trip mother boiling water

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Dashing fat ankles

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sable insane filthpig lay

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Metal black base athletic conference

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Trip mother boiling water

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine sickened water buffalo

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Trip mother boiling water

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Trip mother boiling water

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Marvelous puce hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Trip mother boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing preventive strike nowag

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky philosopher-king love of her life

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: salmon fragrant cuckoldry

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918763)