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charcoal bossy striped hyena useless brakes
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Magenta Set
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Cr
Sexy bawdyhouse
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rusted institution
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plum gaped roast beef church
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Pink pit headpube
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Tan aromatic location
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
gay indian lodge volcanic crater
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Tan aromatic location
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gay indian lodge volcanic crater
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
shaky address round eye
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
gay indian lodge volcanic crater
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
shaky address round eye
  05/05/25
180
gay indian lodge volcanic crater
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Low-t jewess stain
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
titillating turdskin principal's office
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soggy center jap
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
sapphire mind-boggling national telephone
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Concupiscible Mediation
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
sapphire mind-boggling national telephone
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
plum gaped roast beef church
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Useless Meetinghouse Electric Furnace
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
dead navy brunch dog poop
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
titillating turdskin principal's office
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
costumed bearded market really tough guy
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
rusted institution
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Concupiscible Mediation
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charcoal bossy striped hyena useless brakes
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Concupiscible Mediation
  05/09/25
1800000
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Concupiscible Mediation
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
federal vermilion dopamine
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Brilliant Senate Philosopher-king
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
marvelous azn
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
plum gaped roast beef church
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
federal vermilion dopamine
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Pink pit headpube
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
federal vermilion dopamine
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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federal vermilion dopamine
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Mustard tanning salon rigor
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: charcoal bossy striped hyena useless brakes



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Magenta Set

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Sexy bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: rusted institution



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: plum gaped roast beef church



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Pink pit headpube



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Tan aromatic location

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: gay indian lodge volcanic crater

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Tan aromatic location

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: gay indian lodge volcanic crater



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: shaky address round eye

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: gay indian lodge volcanic crater

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: shaky address round eye

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: gay indian lodge volcanic crater

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Low-t jewess stain

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: titillating turdskin principal's office

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: soggy center jap



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling national telephone

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling national telephone

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: plum gaped roast beef church

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Useless Meetinghouse Electric Furnace

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: dead navy brunch dog poop

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: titillating turdskin principal's office

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: costumed bearded market really tough guy

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: rusted institution

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: charcoal bossy striped hyena useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: charcoal bossy striped hyena useless brakes

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: federal vermilion dopamine

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Senate Philosopher-king

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: marvelous azn

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: plum gaped roast beef church

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: federal vermilion dopamine

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Pink pit headpube

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: federal vermilion dopamine

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: federal vermilion dopamine

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: charcoal bossy striped hyena useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: federal vermilion dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Mustard tanning salon rigor

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: 180 ratface den

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: thriller station tattoo

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2E#48918763)