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Fatal flaw: It's very hard to piss with a boner
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant How does this even work and how is it related to "sexual arousal" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930633) |
Date: May 14th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Doobsian titillating native juggernaut I can do it, just gotta be really careful because the stream can really go anywhere regardless of where you are pointing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930638) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant But it makes your boner go down at least, right?
I need to see these Diddy videos to understand what exactly is happening in this hypo |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Doobsian titillating native juggernaut no why would it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930659) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant Maybe lots of people have soft boners, but when it's diamond hard there's no space for the urethra to expand and deliver a full stream. It gets pinched off unless the boner gets soft enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930680) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Doobsian titillating native juggernaut no idea what you are talking about. I've pissed with rock hard boners. Can't guarantee where the piss will end up, could be any random angle IIRC, but it will come out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930695) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant That's interesting. Maybe there's actually a lot of variation in the ability to pee with a boner. Someone needs to research this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930699) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Charismatic mustard theatre You have to lean forward and put your hand on the wall so that you can angle your dick downward by leaning your whole body, without actually changing its angle from your body (and thereby pinching the urethra). This allows for a reliable and controllable piss stream with a fully engorged rock-hard boner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930858) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: arrogant house messiness Get your U checked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930822) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Bright floppy hell you can pee with a full boner. are you retardd? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930644) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant (Outted as having a limp boner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930663) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Bright floppy hell ive poasted dick pics here boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930732) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant Post a video of you pissing with a full-on boner pls (or just DM it to me) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930814) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Motley erotic becky heaven Actually you can’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930748) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Bright floppy hell olol fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930759) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Motley erotic becky heaven You should get to a urologist asap, I think you have some serious penis problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930761) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Bright floppy hell lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930765) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Thriller quadroon Peeing is no problem, but aiming is a challenge.
It's hard to angle it when I have random boners in the middle of the night or when I wake up and also have to piss really bad. I end up sitting down on the toilet and bending over forward trying to shove my dick downward so my piss is contained in the bowl without spraying over the lip. |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Bright floppy hell (small dicked) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930652) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Thriller quadroon Not sure how having a larger dick would make this conundrum go away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930656) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Motley erotic becky heaven lol never admit to sitting to pee under any circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930655) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Thriller quadroon It's more like crouching really because I need to lean over forward to point my dick downward into the bowl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930657) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant We need to dispel with this myth that sitting to pee is ncr.
I'm not tryna splash piss all over my bathrooms. |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: jade curious shrine cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930684) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant Same, but for me the pee doesn't start coming out until the boner goes down a little (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930658) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Doobsian titillating native juggernaut I do this in the dark, but never ever sit down. I would rather get pee on the floor than do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930665) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle black indirect expression meetinghouse this is something everyone figured out how to do by the time they were like 9 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930651) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: At-the-ready 180 Forum Liquid Oxygen (Diddy, standing over Cassie) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930660) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Motley erotic becky heaven Pee and jizz travel thru different tubes and your body shuts the pee one off when you’re hard so you don’t piss in a chicks twat by accident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930661) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant Weird how so many xo posters don't know this, lmao ^^^. Is it more likely that they are non-peeers, or non sex-havers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930675) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle black indirect expression meetinghouse do you never have morning wood or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48933597) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Glittery Buck-toothed Ape unclear why ur boner would be anywhere near a "chicks twat" ???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930686) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Motley erotic becky heaven Idk god designed this shit not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930745) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Plum double fault home My sex ed teacher INSISTED that it’s physically impossible to piss with a boner. Btw just do it in the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930662) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: jade curious shrine I can't piss with a rock hard boner. Needs do come down a bit first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930682) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant Cr. Doodikoff and TT6 need to engage in some serious reflection on the state of their boners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930685) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: jade curious shrine That's probably what's going on. I can certainly piss with a boner that's hard enough to use, but it's not going to be as rock hard and thick as I prefer to work with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930691) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant If 23-yo Cassie were in front of me covered in oil, I'd definitely be as rock hard and thick as I prefer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930724) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Bright floppy hell mayb u are gay?
my cock works just fine. vidos and pics here b4 |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Tantric ruddy boltzmann I’ve definitely peed with a boner. In fact it’s called a piss boner. Google it. That being said, aim is impossible. If they were pissing in Cassie’s mouth they were not hard. But you can be aroused without being hard. The statements above if true support which one of the following: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930696) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant Piss boner is a noun that refers to the phenomenon of getting a boner *when you have to piss*. It's not a verb that means pissing with a boner. That would be boner-pissing.
"Our interpretation starts ‘as always, with the language,’ and considers the natural reading of the language using ‘ordinary English grammar.’” (citations omitted). |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: chocolate bat-shit-crazy range If you wake up with a rock hard boner and need to piss, is that boner being caused by the need to piss or is the timing a coincidence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930710) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: arrogant house messiness It's called circadian rhythms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930828) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Filthy Legal Warrant All of this would have been a great line of cross. Potentially with added expert opinion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930733) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: Doobsian titillating native juggernaut i figure a urologist would be a good expert witness for this topic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930864) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Emerald Dead Pit Mental Disorder actually the complete opposite of a fatal flaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48930823) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:13 AM Author: Milky slap-happy chapel I can piss but it's an extremely unsatisfying weird stream at approx 20% volume + a "fanned out" pattern + inability to fully empty, so it goes everywhere and takes forever and never completely finishes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724975&forum_id=2E#48932372) |