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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Mahogany windowlicker hospital
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
wonderful hissy fit
  05/27/25
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Mahogany windowlicker hospital
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
curious bronze brunch private investor
  05/27/25
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Mahogany windowlicker hospital
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Deep shaky corner rigpig
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Nubile talented school cafeteria party of the first part
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Cruel-hearted temple
  05/27/25
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slimy internet-worthy whorehouse
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
red plaza old irish cottage
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Mahogany windowlicker hospital
  05/28/25
jfc
Deranged Ticket Booth
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
self-centered rigor pit
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mahogany windowlicker hospital

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: wonderful hissy fit

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mahogany windowlicker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: curious bronze brunch private investor

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mahogany windowlicker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Deep shaky corner rigpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Nubile talented school cafeteria party of the first part

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted temple

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: slimy internet-worthy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: red plaza old irish cottage

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Mahogany windowlicker hospital

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Deranged Ticket Booth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: self-centered rigor pit

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2E#48966805)