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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Copper dilemma kitty cat
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
bat shit crazy effete market gunner
  05/30/25
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Misanthropic shrine
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
rough-skinned space dysfunction
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Anal telephone mother
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
internet-worthy goyim
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
exhilarant spruce haunted graveyard hospital
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
internet-worthy goyim
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Glittery filthy fat ankles
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
curious knife step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Thriller lettuce coldplay fan
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Amethyst heaven turdskin
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
metal depressive
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Heady frum hall voyeur
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
metal depressive
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Cyan trip parlor associate
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Stimulating coral property water buffalo
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Copper dilemma kitty cat



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: bat shit crazy effete market gunner

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Misanthropic shrine



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: rough-skinned space dysfunction

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Anal telephone mother

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy goyim

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: exhilarant spruce haunted graveyard hospital

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy goyim

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery filthy fat ankles

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: curious knife step-uncle's house

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller lettuce coldplay fan

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Amethyst heaven turdskin

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: metal depressive

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Heady frum hall voyeur

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: metal depressive

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Cyan trip parlor associate

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Stimulating coral property water buffalo

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973591)