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What’s the best way to kill yourself without upsetting your family?

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demanding ticket booth
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
Trip persian spot
  05/30/25
old age
poppy dopamine roast beef
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
demanding ticket booth
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
poppy dopamine roast beef
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
Swashbuckling Anal Principal's Office Associate
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
claret dilemma giraffe
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
demanding ticket booth
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
White senate weed whacker
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
demanding ticket booth
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
White senate weed whacker
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
marvelous mentally impaired son of senegal
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
demanding ticket booth
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
Trip persian spot
  05/30/25
Tp
wonderful fanboi
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
irradiated degenerate kitchen
  05/30/25
kill the family first
rose histrionic resort
  05/30/25
ran here
Angry station private investor
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
Exhilarant Meetinghouse
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
Adventurous cowardly potus
  05/30/25
just jump.
Hilarious heaven gaping
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
ivory hell
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
hyperactive space
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
mildly autistic gunner
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
White senate weed whacker
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
charcoal hairless property sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
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White senate weed whacker
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
White senate weed whacker
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
wonderful fanboi
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
Dashing laser beams
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
Umber gas station
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Trip persian spot

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: poppy dopamine roast beef

old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975436)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: poppy dopamine roast beef

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Anal Principal's Office Associate

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: claret dilemma giraffe

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: White senate weed whacker

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: White senate weed whacker

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: marvelous mentally impaired son of senegal

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Trip persian spot

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: wonderful fanboi

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate kitchen

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: rose histrionic resort

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: Angry station private investor

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Meetinghouse

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Adventurous cowardly potus

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Hilarious heaven gaping

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: ivory hell

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: hyperactive space

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic gunner

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: White senate weed whacker

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: charcoal hairless property sneaky criminal

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: White senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: White senate weed whacker

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: wonderful fanboi

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: Dashing laser beams

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Umber gas station

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2E#48975842)