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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
trip indigo striped hyena
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Fluffy area
  06/03/25
...
big-titted french community account laser beams
  06/04/25
...
Snowy impressive ape
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
cerebral honey-headed piazza
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
trip indigo striped hyena
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Coral nibblets
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
magenta public bath reading party
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
trip indigo striped hyena
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Elite center round eye
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
irate diverse famous landscape painting pervert
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
trip indigo striped hyena
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Jade Titillating Parlor
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Aromatic mood set
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Excitant locus
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Cheese-eating Sienna Garrison
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
big pearl senate organic girlfriend
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Avocado filthpig sex offender
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
trip indigo striped hyena
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
lime gaping
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Cheese-eating Sienna Garrison
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
gold parlour
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Charismatic feces
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
180 gaming laptop
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Elite center round eye
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
duck-like beady-eyed selfie sneaky criminal
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
180 gaming laptop
  06/04/25
...
big-titted french community account laser beams
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Jade Titillating Parlor
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Irradiated Doobsian Juggernaut Yarmulke
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
gold parlour
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
trip indigo striped hyena
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
concupiscible menage
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Arousing Filthy Dilemma
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: trip indigo striped hyena

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fluffy area

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: big-titted french community account laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Snowy impressive ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cerebral honey-headed piazza

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: trip indigo striped hyena

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Coral nibblets

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: magenta public bath reading party

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: trip indigo striped hyena

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Elite center round eye

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: irate diverse famous landscape painting pervert

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: trip indigo striped hyena

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Jade Titillating Parlor

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Aromatic mood set

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Excitant locus

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Sienna Garrison

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: big pearl senate organic girlfriend

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Avocado filthpig sex offender

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: trip indigo striped hyena

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lime gaping

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Sienna Garrison

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: gold parlour

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Charismatic feces

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Elite center round eye

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: duck-like beady-eyed selfie sneaky criminal

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: big-titted french community account laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Jade Titillating Parlor

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Doobsian Juggernaut Yarmulke

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: gold parlour

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: trip indigo striped hyena

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: concupiscible menage

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Arousing Filthy Dilemma

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986845)