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Rate this House on the SE Shore of Lake Woodlands, Woodlands, Tex.

https://www.har.com/homedetail/31-southern-crescent-ct-sprin...
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
that's a $10k/mo property tax bill and the air conditioning ...
beta cyan fat ankles
  06/13/25
It’s true, you could build a big mansion in another pa...
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
And the tax rate there seems LOW for the woodlands...1.73%. ...
mustard base puppy
  06/13/25
for a property that expensive i'd like a lot more yard.
scarlet codepig
  06/13/25
The lake opens up the space. You have a nice view of the 4' ...
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
Bro for that money you can get 100 acres and a 10,000 square...
Dun Goyim
  06/13/25
Should I relocate? I don't even leave my house anyway. I don...
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
You need to learn marketable skills like sheetrocking, drywa...
Dun Goyim
  06/13/25
Disgusting. Cottonmouths deserve all the bird shot I've give...
Dun Goyim
  06/13/25
Yeah, they stink something awful.
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
reminder, disco fries is a fat duck loser from Houston, TX
emerald infuriating church
  06/13/25
looks like the manmade lake is 6 feet deep and full of algae...
Fantasy-prone Adulterous Sandwich Blood Rage
  06/13/25
Oh it’s a real snake pit in there. I see cotton mouths...
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
it seems so sad to have wealth to buy a 6 million dollar hom...
Fantasy-prone Adulterous Sandwich Blood Rage
  06/13/25
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Dun Goyim
  06/13/25
We generally only have to worry about 4 kinds of snake: ratt...
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
Don't you pretend to live in NJ or something
Crimson Mewling Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/13/25
Yeah, I love being in the Garden State.
ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter
  06/13/25
absolute absurd way to waste money, I can't think of a worse...
Electric Federal Roommate
  06/13/25
You can't even swim in the lakes in TTTexas the water is too...
pea-brained nursing home
  06/13/25
This is hilarious
Aphrodisiac Vermilion Keepsake Machete Foreskin
  06/13/25
Good thing the front of the house has a gate to KEEP PEOPLE ...
mustard base puppy
  06/13/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

https://www.har.com/homedetail/31-southern-crescent-ct-spring-tx-77380/5321179?lid=9875868

It's not quite the views you'd get in Calabasas, but it's not exactly awful either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012284)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: beta cyan fat ankles

that's a $10k/mo property tax bill and the air conditioning is probably another $3k/mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012303)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

It’s true, you could build a big mansion in another part of the world for less and that has better weather and yes, most of the outdoor entertaining space is a waste because nobody wants to be outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012312)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: mustard base puppy

And the tax rate there seems LOW for the woodlands...1.73%.

There are places in the woodlands that are like 3-3.5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49013859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

for a property that expensive i'd like a lot more yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012320)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

The lake opens up the space. You have a nice view of the 4' deep lake and a direct view of the 6 lane 50mph Woodlands "Parkway" about 300 yards distant from the back porch. The sound carries across that water nicely and provides a lovely ambient hum of traffic. Like being perched directly above the 405, but it's a lot stickier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012336)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Dun Goyim

Bro for that money you can get 100 acres and a 10,000 square ft house in MI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012615)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

Should I relocate? I don't even leave my house anyway. I don't have time to do that and my kids will kill each other if I leave them alone for more than 10 minutes.

They also do shit like put holes in the walls, break windows, run out in traffic, terrorize the neighborhood pets, chase oppossum, pretty much whatever they like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012672)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Dun Goyim

You need to learn marketable skills like sheetrocking, drywalling, tiling, welding, etc. Im actually hosting a seminar this summer for lawyers without useful skills. Ive even gotten it approved as a CLE in FL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012691)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Dun Goyim

Disgusting. Cottonmouths deserve all the bird shot I've given them over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012676)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

Yeah, they stink something awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012759)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: emerald infuriating church

reminder, disco fries is a fat duck loser from Houston, TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012344)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Adulterous Sandwich Blood Rage

looks like the manmade lake is 6 feet deep and full of algae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012361)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

Oh it’s a real snake pit in there. I see cotton mouths swimming around there all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012577)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Adulterous Sandwich Blood Rage

it seems so sad to have wealth to buy a 6 million dollar home but have family or a career tying you to such a nasty place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012668)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Dun Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012671)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

We generally only have to worry about 4 kinds of snake: rattlers, copperheads, cotton mouths/water moccasins, and of coarse the furtive coral snake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012683)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Crimson Mewling Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth

Don't you pretend to live in NJ or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012680)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night trump supporter

Yeah, I love being in the Garden State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012685)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Electric Federal Roommate

absolute absurd way to waste money, I can't think of a worse living situation by the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49012765)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: pea-brained nursing home

You can't even swim in the lakes in TTTexas the water is too warm and it has brain eating amoeba in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49013272)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Vermilion Keepsake Machete Foreskin

This is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49013282)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mustard base puppy

Good thing the front of the house has a gate to KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF THE YARD just mere feet away from the massive unsecured shoreline lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2E#49013874)