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If you won a $3 billion lottery would you open a record store

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, m...
cocky blue philosopher-king
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Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse
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I always think you should own the building with these things...
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Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse
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The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth ...
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cocky blue philosopher-king
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I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullio...
alcoholic nibblets water buffalo
  06/14/25
All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-ow...
Sapphire Shrine Famous Landscape Painting
  06/15/25
I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and ...
Salmon Provocative Pocket Flask Heaven
  06/14/25
Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.
Salmon Provocative Pocket Flask Heaven
  06/14/25
I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.
Bateful senate
  06/14/25
no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the bes...
Walnut Faggot Firefighter
  06/14/25
It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You&rsq...
cocky blue philosopher-king
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Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse
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You could hire some Loser to run it
Red pit
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lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.
sooty vivacious black woman boiling water
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cr this is how you know OP is a Loser
electric lettuce
  06/14/25
Why don’t you people understand that you’d basic...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/14/25
Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that am...
electric lettuce
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You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. A...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/14/25
You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.
electric lettuce
  06/14/25
It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔
cocky blue philosopher-king
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Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse
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You’d still be a Loser, Champ
Heady locus
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Lascivious Rigpig
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dashing national security agency
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Fuck no wtf
multi-colored sexy death wish address
  06/14/25
first thought was sure why not but actually no way. my w...
honey-headed mental disorder ratface
  06/14/25
You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of N...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/14/25
back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video ...
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  06/15/25
I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it...
cocky blue philosopher-king
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Maybe Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend h...
flushed bearded casino knife
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The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made ...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/15/25
There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs a...
flushed bearded casino knife
  06/15/25
Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has rece...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/15/25
In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless ...
flushed bearded casino knife
  06/15/25
Moral reasons lol.
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/15/25
One could say it was theft
flushed bearded casino knife
  06/15/25
what's done is done
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/15/25
no i would not
cyan supple set persian
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Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 ra...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/15/25
i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much...
cyan supple set persian
  06/15/25
180
Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse
  06/15/25
I would open a Film Production company afaik
Vigorous Deranged Jewess Mad Cow Disease
  06/15/25
I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labo...
cocky blue philosopher-king
  06/15/25
I'd buy up land and create my own town
Appetizing corner
  06/15/25
Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well. I'd ...
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, maybe $27k in sales per year. Is it worth it? You could pretend it’s the 90s and employ suicidal Gen Xers as a form of charity. Seems better than what bill gates does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016272)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

I always think you should own the building with these things or just not bother imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016280)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016281)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth 😢” or just chill and ngaf? It seems like, at some point, even with billions in wealth, that most would eventually sell the place out from under the Gen X wards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016287)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016303)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016571)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: alcoholic nibblets water buffalo

I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullion buy/sell shop.

It’d be a fuckton of work but I think I’d enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Shrine Famous Landscape Painting

All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-owned and limited in profitability. Attending major shows & having an online presence is mandatory, though they don't travel international.

I'd enjoy doing it as well, but I imagine it's only going to get harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Salmon Provocative Pocket Flask Heaven

I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and also a store to sell nothing but mechanical keyboards. I am very autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016296)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Salmon Provocative Pocket Flask Heaven

Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016297)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Bateful senate

I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016324)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Walnut Faggot Firefighter

no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the best use of $3-billion.

its like billy corgan running a tea shop. wtf is wrong with you man?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016299)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You’d hire a Gen Xer to run it. Maybe a 1981 millennial if no decent Gen Xers could be found. Since no one uses cash anymore they couldn’t really steal that much from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016309)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016546)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Red pit

You could hire some Loser to run it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016675)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: sooty vivacious black woman boiling water

lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016587)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: electric lettuce

cr this is how you know OP is a Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016592)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

Why don’t you people understand that you’d basically never have to go there irl. Let the Gen Xers handle it. This is better than giving money to Africa imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016597)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: electric lettuce

Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that amount of money would do. This is something Kevin Smith would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016608)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. As if having more money limits possibilities and forces you to do gay shit or Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016613)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: electric lettuce

You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016617)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016626)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016671)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Heady locus

You’d still be a Loser, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017220)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017318)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Lascivious Rigpig



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: dashing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018304)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy death wish address

Fuck no wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016591)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: honey-headed mental disorder ratface

first thought was sure why not but actually no way.

my wife would to try to take it over or at least give a lot of “input” constantly. it’d just be a yuge headache. she is a Millennial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016624)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of NW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49016627)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Doobsian abode bbw

back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video games and anime were those specialty shops people only knew about through word of mouth. I like the idea of running one but the internet ruined everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017253)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it behind the scenes. Maybe go in as a Secret Shopper to grade the staff. But we need more things to employ Gen Xers. The latest shooting in Minnesota was bc the Gen X assailant was unemployable bc he’s Gen X. We only need like 7000 of these jobs nationwide spread out strategically to absorb all excess Loser human capital. Instead Bill Gates and exeunt are focused on Africa. What is .03% of your current NW? $280?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017274)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: flushed bearded casino knife

Maybe

Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend how it's so popular. It doesn't sound better than digital unless a vinyl release has a master with more dynamic range and you can ignore the clicks and pops.

I feel like it's a meme that is on the way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017283)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made of plastic. That’s like 45% of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: flushed bearded casino knife

There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs and listen to them on a shitty Crosley.

From a sound quality perspective, that money would have been far better spent on a legit stereo and a streaming subscription.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017526)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017529)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flushed bearded casino knife

In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless or even hi-res lossless from Tidal, Apple Music & Qobuz.

In terms of selection nothing can top CDs. But Spotify has 99% of what I want and I can live without the 1% it doesn't have.

This might sound dumb but I got rid of my massive hoard of downloads for moral reasons and listen only to Spotify now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017979)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

Moral reasons lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018054)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: flushed bearded casino knife

One could say it was theft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018406)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

what's done is done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018416)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: cyan supple set persian

no i would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017327)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 range with metal targets and poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017371)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cyan supple set persian

i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much land ted turner started getting insecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018470)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Stubborn Legal Warrant Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018836)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Deranged Jewess Mad Cow Disease

I would open a Film Production company afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49017989)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cocky blue philosopher-king

I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labor is cheap bc it’s all liberal artists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018038)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Appetizing corner

I'd buy up land and create my own town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018045)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Shrine Famous Landscape Painting

Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well.

I'd open a metal shop, and have a number of JVs with European companies. (Ravage Records just re-released Resurrection's Embalmed Existence in SS & LS!)

Maybe I could get Dan Seagrave to sell prints & sign albums he painted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2E#49018082)