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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
Floppy area
  06/15/25
He maed it
Aromatic Orchestra Pit
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
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insanely creepy motley piazza
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saffron internet-worthy location
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So doodikoff still has a chance?
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Talented fiercely-loyal hairy legs
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multi-colored salmon tattoo dog poop
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supple background story
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
Milky spot ape
  06/15/25
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Sepia station
  06/15/25
Goliath
Floppy area
  06/15/25
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Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house
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Sepia station
  06/16/25
What's up?
Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house
  06/16/25
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Milky spot ape
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Sepia station
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
Sepia station
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house
  06/16/25
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
Sepia station
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insanely creepy motley piazza
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Sepia station
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Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
Ocher Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete Police Squad
  06/16/25
180
Sepia station
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
histrionic lime athletic conference
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
multi-colored salmon tattoo dog poop
  06/16/25
!!!
Sepia station
  06/16/25
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saffron internet-worthy location
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Sepia station
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
Sepia station
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Drunken slap-happy liquid oxygen
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Sepia station
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90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
carmine big box office
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
Sepia station
  06/16/25
LOL
Drunken slap-happy liquid oxygen
  06/16/25
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Sepia station
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Floppy area
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
saffron internet-worthy location
  06/16/25
Cq
Sepia station
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
Splenetic bipolar ticket booth
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
Sepia station
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
Floppy area
  06/20/25
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you\'re the puppet
  09/14/25


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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Floppy area

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Orchestra Pit

He maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018367)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Theater Stage Cumskin

Its never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018390)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018407)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: provocative nubile goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018409)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: purple indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019699)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy motley piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020087)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: saffron internet-worthy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020454)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: adventurous menage

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Talented fiercely-loyal hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018411)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: multi-colored salmon tattoo dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: supple background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019706)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Milky spot ape

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018418)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49018451)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Floppy area

Goliath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019248)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019689)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020120)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Milky spot ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019849)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021392)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Sepia station

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Sepia station

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019874)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy motley piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020086)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021391)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Ocher Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete Police Squad

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sepia station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020081)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: histrionic lime athletic conference

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: multi-colored salmon tattoo dog poop

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020301)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Sepia station

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020451)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: saffron internet-worthy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020455)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021885)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna nibblets step-uncle's house

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Sepia station

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021388)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Drunken slap-happy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021414)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021425)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: carmine big box office

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021645)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Sepia station

😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021652)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Drunken slap-happy liquid oxygen

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021694)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Sepia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021695)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Floppy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49036077)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: saffron internet-worthy location

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Sepia station

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49020702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Splenetic bipolar ticket booth

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Sepia station

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Floppy area

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2E#49270067)