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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
scarlet goal in life
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
cerebral greedy roommate ape
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Twinkling place of business
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: scarlet goal in life

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: cerebral greedy roommate ape

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Twinkling place of business

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: cerebral greedy roommate ape

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Talking senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Ocher site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: provocative tantric filthpig candlestick maker

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Ocher site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: talented drab jap telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: exciting legal warrant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy den

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Crimson Slimy Center Gay Wizard

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Gay Coffee Pot

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Crimson Slimy Center Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Henna Roast Beef Queen Of The Night

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Impressive Double Fault Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: aquamarine supple faggotry cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: startling arousing crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cocky Trip Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: motley indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Passionate yarmulke abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Disturbing Spectacular Half-breed Address

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: heady sanctuary

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: alcoholic swollen giraffe

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Appetizing topaz trailer park rigor

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Pearl blood rage

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Talking senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Cream very tactful psychic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: exciting legal warrant menage

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057026)