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Safeway intercepts Evan39 saying his nuke program was obliterated
| henna native | 06/29/25 |
| Orchid University | 06/29/25 |
| violet bat-shit-crazy pocket flask rigor | 06/30/25 |
| provocative lilac tanning salon | 06/30/25 |
| henna native | 06/30/25 |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: henna native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2E#49058417) |
Date: June 29th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Orchid University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2E#49058426) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: violet bat-shit-crazy pocket flask rigor Subject: INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive Incident ID: 00892-EV39-NUKE Flagged Phrase: “My program was obliterated.” Location: Aisle 4 (Imports / Ethnic) Surveillance Notes:
Subject appeared unaware of active Club Card mic.
Whispered while holding expired hummus container.
HR notified. Tabitha dispatched.
Violation of Clause 9.2 confirmed.
Action Taken: Program neutralized. Access revoked.
Next Steps:
Weekly audit of deli mutterings
Begin Phase II of “Post-Linguistic Containment”
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: provocative lilac tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2E#49060321) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: henna native This was supposed to be "cuke program" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2E#49060326) |