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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
mildly autistic motley mood
  06/30/25
wow lol
sick hall
  06/30/25
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crusty abode
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
sick hall
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
mildly autistic motley mood
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
flesh lascivious field
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
mildly autistic motley mood
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Orange Mad Cow Disease Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Duck-like Preventive Strike Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
sick hall
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Vibrant nursing home
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
mildly autistic motley mood
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Duck-like Preventive Strike Step-uncle's House
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
appetizing location reading party
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
sick hall
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
mildly autistic motley mood
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Obsidian wonderful boltzmann
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
insane incel son of senegal
  06/30/25
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balding pervert elastic band
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
razzmatazz headpube
  06/30/25
...
mildly autistic motley mood
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Lemon home mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
bright jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Wild Filthy Senate
  06/30/25
...
Vibrant nursing home
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
appetizing location reading party
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Crimson demanding lodge ape
  07/01/25
...
bright jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Glittery Business Firm Skinny Woman
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
cowardly infuriating tanning salon
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
submissive burgundy cruise ship halford
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Thriller elite resort telephone
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Charismatic Bronze Toaster Depressive
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Sadistic transparent foreskin station
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic motley mood

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sick hall

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: crusty abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sick hall

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic motley mood

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: flesh lascivious field

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: mildly autistic motley mood

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Orange Mad Cow Disease Fat Ankles

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Duck-like Preventive Strike Step-uncle's House

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sick hall

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vibrant nursing home

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic motley mood

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Duck-like Preventive Strike Step-uncle's House

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: appetizing location reading party

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: sick hall

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: mildly autistic motley mood

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Obsidian wonderful boltzmann

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: insane incel son of senegal

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: balding pervert elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz headpube

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic motley mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Lemon home mad-dog skullcap

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: bright jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Wild Filthy Senate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Vibrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: appetizing location reading party

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Crimson demanding lodge ape

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: bright jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Glittery Business Firm Skinny Woman

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cowardly infuriating tanning salon

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: submissive burgundy cruise ship halford

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Thriller elite resort telephone

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Charismatic Bronze Toaster Depressive

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Sadistic transparent foreskin station

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)