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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
cracking zombie-like native
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Ruddy orchestra pit wagecucks
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
big frum sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
effete ceo
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
hairraiser vengeful whorehouse nibblets
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
awkward genital piercing depressive
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Fragrant cyan incel love of her life
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
massive toilet seat useless brakes
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
jade blathering stag film
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
180 naked organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
confused milk
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Mentally Impaired Henna Business Firm
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
irate stimulating voyeur
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Gold friendly grandma
  06/30/25
cr
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
jade blathering stag film
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
adulterous theater
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Mentally Impaired Henna Business Firm
  06/30/25
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Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
confused milk
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Gold friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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trip sanctuary
  07/01/25
*bussy
Provocative selfie rigpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
awkward genital piercing depressive
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Vivacious rambunctious state
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
odious coral cuck
  06/30/25
fuck
confused milk
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Vivacious rambunctious state
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
cracking zombie-like native
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
confused milk
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
adulterous theater
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
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medicated forum
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
mildly autistic impressive potus party of the first part
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
abnormal drab parlor
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Tan floppy senate chad
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
abnormal drab parlor
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
abnormal drab parlor
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Adventurous flesh parlour trust fund
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sooty razzle-dazzle hell
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
grizzly abode
  06/30/25
tcr
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
just jump
Slap-happy Dull Gaming Laptop Lay
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
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Razzle Flirting Generalized Bond
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Comical chartreuse faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  06/30/25
wow
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Beady-eyed opaque cuckold
  06/30/25
JFC man
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
massive toilet seat useless brakes
  06/30/25
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Slap-happy Dull Gaming Laptop Lay
  06/30/25
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confused milk
  06/30/25
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Mentally Impaired Henna Business Firm
  06/30/25
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Ocher heaven
  06/30/25
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crawly national
  06/30/25
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Sooty razzle-dazzle hell
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
grizzly abode
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
mildly autistic impressive potus party of the first part
  06/30/25
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erotic arousing mediation partner
  07/01/25
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trip sanctuary
  07/01/25
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misanthropic chocolate legal warrant
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Zippy vermilion death wish
  07/01/25
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flushed plaza
  07/01/25
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big frum sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
hairraiser vengeful whorehouse nibblets
  06/30/25
bro
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
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grizzly abode
  06/30/25
lol
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
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bright yarmulke codepig
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Olive overrated station police squad
  06/30/25
jfc
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
jade blathering stag film
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Ocher heaven
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
crawly national
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Olive overrated station police squad
  07/01/25
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Tan floppy senate chad
  07/01/25
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crawly national
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
flushed plaza
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mischievous den prole
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
adulterous theater
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
confused milk
  06/30/25
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Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/01/25
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umber soul-stirring gunner dilemma
  07/01/25
lol
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
...
Slap-happy Dull Gaming Laptop Lay
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Free-loading newt cruise ship
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
salmon bonkers puppy persian
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
unhinged motley set crotch
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
misunderstood topaz laser beams
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
swashbuckling onyx garrison scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
umber soul-stirring gunner dilemma
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Orchid Point Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/01/25
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Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
trip sanctuary
  07/01/25
😟
haunting offensive gaping
  07/01/25
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Stirring gas station double fault
  07/01/25
holy shit
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
umber soul-stirring gunner dilemma
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Boyish elastic band bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
flushed plaza
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
awkward genital piercing depressive
  07/01/25
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Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
flushed plaza
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
flushed plaza
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Comical chartreuse faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
awkward genital piercing depressive
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Emerald crackhouse
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
trip sanctuary
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Alcoholic Area Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/06/25
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Comical chartreuse faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Bateful cruel-hearted box office multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
...
crawly national
  07/06/25
lol
Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce
  07/07/25
wow
Self-absorbed property mental disorder
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cracking zombie-like native

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Ruddy orchestra pit wagecucks

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: big frum sneaky criminal

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: effete ceo

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: hairraiser vengeful whorehouse nibblets

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: awkward genital piercing depressive

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Fragrant cyan incel love of her life

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: massive toilet seat useless brakes

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: jade blathering stag film

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: 180 naked organic girlfriend

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: confused milk

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Henna Business Firm

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: irate stimulating voyeur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Gold friendly grandma

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jade blathering stag film

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: adulterous theater

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Henna Business Firm

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: confused milk

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Gold friendly grandma

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: trip sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Provocative selfie rigpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: awkward genital piercing depressive

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Vivacious rambunctious state

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: odious coral cuck

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: confused milk

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Vivacious rambunctious state

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cracking zombie-like native

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: confused milk

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: adulterous theater

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: medicated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic impressive potus party of the first part

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: abnormal drab parlor

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Tan floppy senate chad

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: abnormal drab parlor

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: abnormal drab parlor

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous flesh parlour trust fund

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty razzle-dazzle hell

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: grizzly abode

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy Dull Gaming Laptop Lay

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle Flirting Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed opaque cuckold

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: massive toilet seat useless brakes

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy Dull Gaming Laptop Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: confused milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Henna Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Ocher heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: crawly national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sooty razzle-dazzle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: grizzly abode

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic impressive potus party of the first part

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: erotic arousing mediation partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: trip sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: misanthropic chocolate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Zippy vermilion death wish

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: flushed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: big frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser vengeful whorehouse nibblets

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: grizzly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bright yarmulke codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Olive overrated station police squad

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: jade blathering stag film

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Ocher heaven

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: crawly national

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Olive overrated station police squad

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Tan floppy senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crawly national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: flushed plaza

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mischievous den prole

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: adulterous theater

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: confused milk

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: umber soul-stirring gunner dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy Dull Gaming Laptop Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Free-loading newt cruise ship

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: salmon bonkers puppy persian

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: unhinged motley set crotch

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: misunderstood topaz laser beams

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling onyx garrison scourge upon the earth

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: umber soul-stirring gunner dilemma

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Orchid Point Mad-dog Skullcap

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: trip sanctuary

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: haunting offensive gaping

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Stirring gas station double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: umber soul-stirring gunner dilemma

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Boyish elastic band bawdyhouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: flushed plaza

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: awkward genital piercing depressive

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: flushed plaza

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: flushed plaza

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: awkward genital piercing depressive

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Emerald crackhouse

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: trip sanctuary

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Area Candlestick Maker

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse faggot firefighter people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bateful cruel-hearted box office multi-billionaire

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: crawly national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Nubile step-uncle's house lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed property mental disorder

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)