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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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pale cuckoldry
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
orange parlor
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
pale cuckoldry
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
orange parlor
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
pale cuckoldry
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Supple Chestnut Trust Fund
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
pale cuckoldry
  07/06/25
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Wine menage digit ratio
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Fantasy-prone abode police squad
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comical garrison private investor
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Supple Chestnut Trust Fund
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effete wagecucks messiness
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garnet elite state
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Big Sticky Striped Hyena Dilemma
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arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
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Azure clown jew
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Balding Bisexual Rigor
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hideous iridescent locale
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Bearded Excitant Step-uncle's House Marketing Idea
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Low-t old irish cottage indirect expression
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dull cocky heaven trump supporter
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
comical garrison private investor
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
orange parlor
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
comical garrison private investor
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
pale cuckoldry
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
comical garrison private investor
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
orange parlor
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
pale cuckoldry
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
comical garrison private investor
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
sable hairy legs
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
comical garrison private investor
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Marvelous hot area
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
magical mauve bbw
  07/06/25
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dull cocky heaven trump supporter
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
effete wagecucks messiness
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
beady-eyed splenetic queen of the night azn
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
anal den boltzmann
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Big Sticky Striped Hyena Dilemma
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
pale cuckoldry
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
sable hairy legs
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
pale cuckoldry
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
sable hairy legs
  07/07/25
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arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
anal den boltzmann
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
sable hairy legs
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes
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effete wagecucks messiness
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
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pale cuckoldry
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Flatulent dragon mental disorder
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comical garrison private investor
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arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life
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pale cuckoldry
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Up-to-no-good skinny woman
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
hideous iridescent locale
  07/11/25
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pale cuckoldry
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
indigo galvanic roast beef cuck
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: orange parlor

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: orange parlor

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Supple Chestnut Trust Fund

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Wine menage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abode police squad

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: comical garrison private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Supple Chestnut Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: carnelian costumed newt base



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: effete wagecucks messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: garnet elite state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Big Sticky Striped Hyena Dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine dog poop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Azure clown jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Balding Bisexual Rigor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hideous iridescent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bearded Excitant Step-uncle's House Marketing Idea



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Low-t old irish cottage indirect expression



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: dull cocky heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: comical garrison private investor

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: orange parlor

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: comical garrison private investor

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: comical garrison private investor

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: orange parlor

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: comical garrison private investor

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: sable hairy legs

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: comical garrison private investor

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Marvelous hot area

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: magical mauve bbw

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: dull cocky heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: effete wagecucks messiness

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic queen of the night azn

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: anal den boltzmann

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Big Sticky Striped Hyena Dilemma

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: pale cuckoldry

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sable hairy legs

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pale cuckoldry

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sable hairy legs

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: anal den boltzmann

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: sable hairy legs

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: honey-headed coiffed field useless brakes

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: effete wagecucks messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Flatulent dragon mental disorder

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: comical garrison private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: arrogant bipolar meetinghouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good skinny woman

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hideous iridescent locale

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: indigo galvanic roast beef cuck

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099235)