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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
startled alpha
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
house-broken hideous whorehouse
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
startled alpha
  08/01/25
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tantric rambunctious pistol stage
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth Newt
  08/02/25
rip
Kink-friendly sneaky criminal
  08/02/25
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house-broken hideous whorehouse
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
geriatric lay
  08/01/25
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Canary Mother Jap
  08/01/25
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startled alpha
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Sepia Frozen Heaven
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
startled alpha
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
titillating shitlib
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
blathering exciting indirect expression
  08/01/25
yes
titillating shitlib
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
titillating shitlib
  08/01/25
?
startled alpha
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
blathering exciting indirect expression
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Canary Mother Jap
  08/01/25
Sick
startled alpha
  08/01/25
...
titillating shitlib
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Territorial generalized bond
  08/02/25
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orchid digit ratio dragon
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
titillating shitlib
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Kink-friendly sneaky criminal
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
startled alpha
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Territorial generalized bond
  08/02/25
Hdy
startled alpha
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Alcoholic Church Water Buffalo
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Cerise contagious nibblets abode
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Irate school cafeteria main people
  08/02/25
Titcr
nubile half-breed
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
startled alpha
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Irate school cafeteria main people
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
startled alpha
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
hairraiser soggy puppy locale
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Irate school cafeteria main people
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Ungodly national security agency depressive
  08/02/25
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Violent Electric Azn
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
rebellious massive business firm
  08/02/25
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soul-stirring gold hominid theater
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
narrow-minded fantasy-prone home
  08/02/25
?
startled alpha
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
razzle parlour
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: startled alpha

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: house-broken hideous whorehouse

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: startled alpha

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: tantric rambunctious pistol stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth Newt

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kink-friendly sneaky criminal

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: house-broken hideous whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: geriatric lay

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Canary Mother Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: startled alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sepia Frozen Heaven

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: startled alpha

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: titillating shitlib

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: blathering exciting indirect expression

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: titillating shitlib

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: titillating shitlib

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: startled alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: blathering exciting indirect expression

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Canary Mother Jap

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: startled alpha

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: titillating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Territorial generalized bond

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: orchid digit ratio dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: titillating shitlib

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly sneaky criminal

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: startled alpha

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Territorial generalized bond

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: startled alpha

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Water Buffalo

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Cerise contagious nibblets abode

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Irate school cafeteria main people

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: nubile half-breed

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: startled alpha

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Irate school cafeteria main people

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: startled alpha

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: hairraiser soggy puppy locale

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Irate school cafeteria main people

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Ungodly national security agency depressive

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Violent Electric Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: rebellious massive business firm

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring gold hominid theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: narrow-minded fantasy-prone home

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: startled alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: razzle parlour

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)