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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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brilliant buck-toothed stag film
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Provocative disrespectful main people
  08/28/25
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brilliant buck-toothed stag film
  08/28/25
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bronze cerebral range cuckold
  08/28/25
that's it?
Twinkling Place Of Business Casino
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
brilliant buck-toothed stag film
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
passionate mad cow disease corn cake
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Twinkling Place Of Business Casino
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  09/12/25
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Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  10/28/25
Haha wow
swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Happy?
insecure tantric degenerate people who are hurt
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
bronze cerebral range cuckold
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
bronze cerebral range cuckold
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
adulterous hideous fat ankles
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Boyish pale abode
  08/28/25
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razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
lilac office indirect expression
  08/29/25
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
olive glittery useless brakes
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead
  08/29/25
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razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Big-titted hateful property
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Cowardly mood stage
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
olive glittery useless brakes
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
beady-eyed well-lubricated meetinghouse stock car
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Carmine idiot
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
bronze cerebral range cuckold
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead
  09/01/25
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doobsian gunner cruise ship
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  09/01/25
Lolololol
insecure tantric degenerate people who are hurt
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
?
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Citrine razzle depressive
  09/01/25
Fuck you
swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  09/12/25
Yes
doobsian gunner cruise ship
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
brilliant buck-toothed stag film
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: brilliant buck-toothed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Provocative disrespectful main people

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: brilliant buck-toothed stag film



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: bronze cerebral range cuckold



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business Casino

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: brilliant buck-toothed stag film

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: passionate mad cow disease corn cake

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Twinkling Place Of Business Casino

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: insecure tantric degenerate people who are hurt

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: bronze cerebral range cuckold

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: bronze cerebral range cuckold

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: adulterous hideous fat ankles

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Boyish pale abode

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: lilac office indirect expression

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz water buffalo new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: olive glittery useless brakes

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Big-titted hateful property

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Cowardly mood stage

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: olive glittery useless brakes

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed well-lubricated meetinghouse stock car

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Carmine idiot

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: bronze cerebral range cuckold

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Ivory Gay Wizard Circlehead

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: insecure tantric degenerate people who are hurt

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Citrine razzle depressive

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: doobsian gunner cruise ship

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring electric furnace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: brilliant buck-toothed stag film

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259839)