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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
lilac native
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Elite pink business firm
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Startled bronze indian lodge queen of the night
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
up-to-no-good turquoise whorehouse
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Elite pink business firm
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Concupiscible plum space bbw
  12/15/25
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Dashing charcoal menage
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
lilac native
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
snowy appetizing stead trump supporter
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
lilac native
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
snowy appetizing stead trump supporter
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
lilac native
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
primrose racy church building therapy
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
cambodia town
jade razzle tanning salon psychic
  12/15/25
...
Galvanic garrison multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
lilac native
  12/15/25
...
Galvanic garrison multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Gay heaven
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Ruby Den Pisswyrm
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Supple copper jewess
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Ruby Den Pisswyrm
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Slap-happy misanthropic jap
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Slap-happy misanthropic jap
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Gay heaven
  12/15/25
...
Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Aromatic Generalized Bond Macaca
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
mind-boggling impressive pit main people
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Titillating Old Irish Cottage
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Canary Goyim Locale
  12/15/25
...
apoplectic mustard crackhouse
  12/15/25
...
amber house death wish
  12/15/25
...
Splenetic Aqua Community Account
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
exciting persian
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Canary Goyim Locale
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Sticky mediation sound barrier
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Canary Goyim Locale
  12/15/25
...
Slap-happy misanthropic jap
  12/15/25
yes, so
Sticky mediation sound barrier
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
carnelian motley shitlib
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
jade razzle tanning salon psychic
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
carnelian motley shitlib
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
lake meetinghouse
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Aromatic Generalized Bond Macaca
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
jade razzle tanning salon psychic
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
lake meetinghouse
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
amber house death wish
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Sticky mediation sound barrier
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Aromatic Generalized Bond Macaca
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Bearded foreskin
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
lilac native
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
amber house death wish
  12/15/25
...
Slap-happy misanthropic jap
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
jade razzle tanning salon psychic
  12/16/25
...
Bearded foreskin
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Elite pink business firm
  12/16/25
OKay
Self-centered sickened national
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Ruddy talented stain
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
translucent black woman sanctuary
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Ruddy talented stain
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
sienna public bath
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Canary Goyim Locale
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
glittery digit ratio
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
lilac native
  12/17/25
tp
anal office
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: lilac native

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Elite pink business firm

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Startled bronze indian lodge queen of the night

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: up-to-no-good turquoise whorehouse

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Elite pink business firm

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible plum space bbw

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dashing charcoal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lilac native

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: snowy appetizing stead trump supporter

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: lilac native

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: snowy appetizing stead trump supporter

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: lilac native

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: primrose racy church building therapy

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: jade razzle tanning salon psychic

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: lilac native

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Gay heaven

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Ruby Den Pisswyrm

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Supple copper jewess

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Ruby Den Pisswyrm

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy misanthropic jap

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Slap-happy misanthropic jap

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Gay heaven

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Cracking brindle rehab candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Aromatic Generalized Bond Macaca

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling impressive pit main people

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Titillating Old Irish Cottage

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Canary Goyim Locale

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: apoplectic mustard crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: amber house death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Splenetic Aqua Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: exciting persian

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Canary Goyim Locale

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Sticky mediation sound barrier

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Canary Goyim Locale

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy misanthropic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Sticky mediation sound barrier

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: carnelian motley shitlib

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: jade razzle tanning salon psychic

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: carnelian motley shitlib

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: lake meetinghouse

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Aromatic Generalized Bond Macaca

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: jade razzle tanning salon psychic

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: lake meetinghouse

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: amber house death wish

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Sticky mediation sound barrier

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Aromatic Generalized Bond Macaca

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Bearded foreskin

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: lilac native

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: amber house death wish

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy misanthropic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: jade razzle tanning salon psychic

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Bearded foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Elite pink business firm

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Self-centered sickened national

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Ruddy talented stain

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: translucent black woman sanctuary

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Ruddy talented stain

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sienna public bath

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Canary Goyim Locale

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: glittery digit ratio

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: lilac native

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: anal office

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515807)