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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
massive rehab
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Deranged Exhilarant Tank
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
massive rehab
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
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  12/23/25
Different poaster.
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massive rehab
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nighttime pozpig
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Saffron metal new version point
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Lavender Roommate
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
massive rehab
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
gay aromatic juggernaut field
  12/23/25
180
Razzle Startling Locale Persian
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
pearly house
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
massive rehab
  12/23/25
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hairless giraffe
  12/24/25
logical tbh
well-lubricated charismatic shrine
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
massive rehab
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
lascivious canary native goal in life
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
massive rehab
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
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Saffron metal new version point
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
purple stimulating orchestra pit
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
self-absorbed kink-friendly hall kitty
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
massive rehab
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
self-absorbed kink-friendly hall kitty
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Chartreuse crusty headpube plaza
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
self-absorbed kink-friendly hall kitty
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
excitant associate
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Coiffed Dragon
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Very tactful piazza laser beams
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
massive rehab
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Nubile theater stage
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Very tactful piazza laser beams
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
massive rehab
  12/24/25
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magenta generalized bond
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Nubile theater stage
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
massive rehab
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Nubile theater stage
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Very tactful piazza laser beams
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
massive rehab
  12/25/25
...
territorial vigorous tattoo property
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
magenta generalized bond
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
nighttime pozpig
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Azure philosopher-king
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Curious stain school cafeteria
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
geriatric jew mental disorder
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
massive rehab
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
geriatric jew mental disorder
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
massive rehab
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Mauve stage puppy
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
massive rehab
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Nubile theater stage
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Scarlet 180 Hissy Fit International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/24/25
tp
Maize arousing boiling water
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
wonderful dingle berry
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
massive rehab
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Nubile theater stage
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
massive rehab
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Nubile theater stage
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: massive rehab

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Deranged Exhilarant Tank

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: massive rehab

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy indian lodge

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: massive rehab

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: multi-colored nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: self-centered seedy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: gay aromatic juggernaut field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: magenta generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Maize arousing boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Appetizing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: onyx set mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: massive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Saffron metal new version point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Lavender Roommate

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: massive rehab

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: gay aromatic juggernaut field

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Razzle Startling Locale Persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: pearly house

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: massive rehab

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: dashing salmon turdskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: hairless giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated charismatic shrine

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: massive rehab

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: lascivious canary native goal in life

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: massive rehab

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: lascivious canary native goal in life

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: topaz alcoholic psychic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Saffron metal new version point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: purple stimulating orchestra pit

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed kink-friendly hall kitty

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: massive rehab

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed kink-friendly hall kitty

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse crusty headpube plaza

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: self-absorbed kink-friendly hall kitty

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: excitant associate

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Coiffed Dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Very tactful piazza laser beams

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: massive rehab

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Nubile theater stage

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Very tactful piazza laser beams

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: massive rehab

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: magenta generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Nubile theater stage

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: massive rehab

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Nubile theater stage

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Very tactful piazza laser beams

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: massive rehab

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: territorial vigorous tattoo property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: magenta generalized bond

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Azure philosopher-king

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Curious stain school cafeteria

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: geriatric jew mental disorder

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: massive rehab

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: geriatric jew mental disorder

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: massive rehab

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Mauve stage puppy

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: massive rehab

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Nubile theater stage

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Scarlet 180 Hissy Fit International Law Enforcement Agency

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Maize arousing boiling water

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: wonderful dingle berry

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: massive rehab

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Nubile theater stage

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: massive rehab

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Nubile theater stage

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49539118)