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Why isn't the stock market crashing?
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:31 AM Author: floppy boistinker WTF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834161) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Vigorous tantric liquid oxygen antidepressant drug In the 70s, the US was not the oil and gas powerhouse it is today. The effects of the fuel prices right now are surely being felt in developing economies, but the US is in a better position to weather temporary pain without a “shock” like effect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834212) |
Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:34 AM Author: swashbuckling cream really tough guy Its totally Jews, Saudi, UAE etc money just propping it up using algos but also prob some new insane AI shit that knows how to inflate market prob buy buying chip stocks cause it seems thats where most of the gains are coming from
GCC sand niggas have TRILLONS in soveirgn wealth funds, lots of it invested in US stocks and bonds. Their economies are secretly a DISASTER right now, the ONLY thing propping them up is their foreign wealth. If US markets tanks then they are really truly furked so they are using TRILLONS to prop up this bullshit, prob hoaping Iran either fell or gave up in negotiations
Now that neither has happened how much longer can they keep buying? They cant have unlimited money.
Its funny there's not even a big down day where ppl take profits "normal" ppl wld surely sell some at these levels as wld big institutional investors to rebalance ETF's and shit
But dont see that drop cause these sand niggas are propping shit up everytime there's a bit of a downturn. Its why last hour of day market always goes up
This is truly insane bullshit and it needs to just crash 5% one day |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Effete Big Crotch I just sold some calls on tech stocks. Got more for the calls than I paid for the stocks lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834176) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:42 AM Author: swashbuckling cream really tough guy sold calls means u think market will crash, no ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834181) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Effete Big Crotch My rationale right now is that I think the Iranian situation will probably get worse again before it gets better. If so, I can buy to close and pocket a nice profit
But even if I'm wrong, I just recovered more than 100% of my purchase price and set the total profit level, if I get called, at a 5x return. I'd be happy with that and would probably roll the profits into an index fund instead of a single stock |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:47 PM Author: swashbuckling cream really tough guy wat tech stocks was this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834262) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Effete Big Crotch A chip stock I told you to buy when I bought. You refused. Of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834412) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:40 AM Author: translucent office clown u should go to st tropes with RSF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834179) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:47 AM Author: swashbuckling cream really tough guy at this rate ill hav NW of $54 by then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834186) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Effete Big Crotch Yeah, no fucking excuses this time, man. Think of all your fans on this site and how much fun it would be to get trashed and tell all those rich white motherfuckers whatever you actually think about their Western society
In the worst case, you find a wealthy yachting guy to make tender love to you as you cruise the Mediterranean in luxury |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM Author: swashbuckling cream really tough guy i want to sell my ass on a sailboat in the mediterrean so furking bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834263) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Effete Big Crotch Some of his bros are probably on the DL. Just go. Bastard bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834415) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:02 PM Author: translucent office clown he'd float you bro. all the more reason to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834208) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:52 AM Author: bipolar shrine coldplay fan remember how your mom regularly gets plowed by niggers?
that's why. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: Thriller space Stock “market” is now run by artificial “intelligence” set up to react positively to Trump’s positive messengers. Not flame. That’s what it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834197) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy stage scourge upon the earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnF1OtP2Svk&t=124s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834201) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Angry Twinkling Party Of The First Part State People have wised up finally and realize selling is dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834213) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM Author: swashbuckling cream really tough guy funny how no one realized for like 5,000 years of economics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834265) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Lake cruel-hearted organic girlfriend famous landscape painting irrational exuberance makes sense in world governed by madmen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834254) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:46 PM Author: onyx telephone cumskin look at the volume it's total fraud, trying to suck retail in before the next drop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834258) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Racy carmine electric furnace it's literally Too Big To Fail
not flame. people come up with all sorts of fabricated fancy explanations but the reality is that the US stock market is literally just Too Big To Fail at this point
no one actually believes that it can Fail so nobody ever pulls their money out |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Buck-toothed Coral Area Sound Barrier can't drop without circuit breakers now and regulators directly step in (i.e Spirit Airlines) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859407&forum_id=2E#49834806) |