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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Coiffed Menage Toilet Seat
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
maize point mental disorder
  04/24/26
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Odious up-to-no-good orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Aquamarine reading party bawdyhouse
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Aromatic alpha dysfunction
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
jade comical legend
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Aromatic alpha dysfunction
  04/24/26
Link?
jade comical legend
  04/24/26
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Coiffed Menage Toilet Seat
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
cobalt internal respiration
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Umber public bath halford
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
cobalt internal respiration
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
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  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Burgundy marvelous address
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Stimulating Box Office Depressive
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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bull headed gay wizard
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Umber public bath halford
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
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  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Coiffed Menage Toilet Seat

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: maize point mental disorder

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Odious up-to-no-good orchestra pit volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine reading party bawdyhouse

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha dysfunction

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: jade comical legend

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha dysfunction

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: jade comical legend

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Coiffed Menage Toilet Seat

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: cobalt internal respiration

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Umber public bath halford

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: cobalt internal respiration

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: hairraiser business firm

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Burgundy marvelous address

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Stimulating Box Office Depressive

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Stubborn house chad

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: bull headed gay wizard



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Godawful Translucent Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: bull headed gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Umber public bath halford

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine reading party bawdyhouse

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839738)