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"First World" Birdshits stole the expensive WINE @ WH Correspondents Dinner
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge Imagine if Pajeets did this, Ive always said Birdshits are barbarians. The reason Anglo countries have so many rules is cause fundamentally they are cavemen without enforcement:
I know this because I ordered the wine. 94 tables. Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir that the Association selected in February after a tasting committee spent three meetings debating between Oregon and Burgundy. Oregon won. The budget was $14,200. I signed the invoice. I can tell you the vintage. I can tell you the distributor. I can tell you the per-bottle cost because I negotiated it down from $89 to $76.
What I cannot tell you is how 147 of those bottles left the building during an active shooter evacuation.
I can tell you what I saw. A correspondent from a network I will not name picked up two bottles on her way to the east exit. Full bottles. One in each hand. She was wearing heels and she did not spill. A man in a tuxedo tucked one inside his jacket the way you'd shoplift a paperback at an airport bookstore. A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one.
She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
The theme of the dinner was "A Free Press for a Free People." The banners were still hanging when the evacuation began. I know because I hung them. Twenty-three banners, navy blue, gold serif lettering, $11,400 for the set. They were still hanging when 2,600 guests were directed to the exits by Secret Service agents, one of whom had just taken a shotgun round in his ballistic vest and walked to the ambulance on his own feet.
The agent's vest costs approximately $800. The wine that left the building was worth $11,172 at Association cost. At restaurant markup, roughly $29,000. The guests saved more in wine than the vest that saved the agent.
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: elite sadistic spot masturbator Who the fuck cares? Anyone in that room makes money for their network that funds this “association”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847166) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge Imagine if this happened at the Patel Hotel Owners Convention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847169) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: elite sadistic spot masturbator the bottles are already open. they'll just be thrown out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847189) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge if pajeet did this u wld not say that saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847202) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: elite sadistic spot masturbator if jews did this, i'd say the same as if birdshits did it
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: mewling chartreuse genital piercing Poor rc, some were closed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847225) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: Arrogant Dog Poop Field i would 100% shamelessly take a bottle on my way out. thats not shoplifting at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847176) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: Hyperactive henna community account fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847511) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: Carnelian Insecure Place Of Business Den who cares about this shit
I was expecting you to weigh in on the Bangla double murder in Florida |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge i just briefly saw that dont care what muzzie turds do they are all subhuman apes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847203) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: histrionic umber church "she did not spill"
so the bottles were already opened? |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: elite sadistic spot masturbator ofs, which is why this whole "story" is retarded whiny faggotry. anyone has been to a fancy dinner like this knows that the bottles are preopened, which means theyre unusable after the dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847212) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge the DECORUM doesnt mean u can just take a bottle home, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847218) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: histrionic umber church sure it does. most of these DC press whores make like $120K and their entire lives are subsidized by grifting free shit from events like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847244) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:23 PM Author: histrionic umber church also: "A man in a tuxedo tucked one inside his jacket the way you'd shoplift a paperback at an airport bookstore."
who the fuck is shoplifting at airport bookstores? |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Hyperactive henna community account fat ankles Cr. I do think taking TWO is greedy. But people shouldn't let it go to waste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847513) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: fantasy-prone green locus What's his point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847206) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: elite sadistic spot masturbator "look at me, i'm important i coordinate the WHCA dinner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847216) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge birdshits are vile uncivilized creatures with zero class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847219) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:03 PM Author: Slimy crackhouse azns would take the flowers and centerpieces for home decor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847223) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: Slimy crackhouse it would be stupid to LEAVE the bottles behind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847221) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Arrogant Dog Poop Field imagine cameron poe telling larkin he just couldnt leave a bottle behind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847254) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Cracking insanely creepy library We are certainly more judgmental towards other races than others are towards us.
I think it has to do with body aesthetics. A birdshit or even a lighter-skinned (olive skinned) person looks way better doing anything, even illegal or chaotic things, than say an indian or african. Indians are especially a very ugly dysgenic people due to centuries of arranged marriages.
So basically a birdshit stealing bottles from an event looks better than a distinguished indian key-note speaker speaking at the event. Sad, actually. Indians should focus on mating with good looking people and improving their aesthetics. |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: appetizing insane shitlib (guy who's never been around journalists) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847297) |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Offensive forum That’s literally a Ukrainian foreign national lol (a slav, not a White person)
It’s all so tiresome |
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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: onyx ceo If it’s from your table you’re entitled to the wine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861068&forum_id=2E#49847515) |