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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
naked swashbuckling senate
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Shivering partner lodge
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
spruce floppy market
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Shivering partner lodge
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Big Rough-skinned Cuck
  09/22/23
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Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Shivering partner lodge
  09/22/23
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Mustard sound barrier
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Turquoise Zombie-like Meetinghouse Puppy
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
dashing ruddy library incel
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
hairraiser associate house
  09/22/23
Yes
Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
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internet-worthy gaming laptop base
  09/22/23
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Overrated Rehab
  09/22/23
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slimy brilliant indian lodge windowlicker
  09/22/23
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Mustard sound barrier
  09/23/23
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slimy brilliant indian lodge windowlicker
  09/27/23
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Jet maniacal parlor
  10/01/23
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Underhanded Trip Bawdyhouse Internal Respiration
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
infuriating temple
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
slimy brilliant indian lodge windowlicker
  09/22/23
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cordovan stubborn tanning salon milk
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
startling school cafeteria community account
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Irradiated yarmulke
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Titillating Patrolman
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Bipolar macaca sneaky criminal
  09/22/23
...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
sable insane queen of the night trump supporter
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
spruce floppy market
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Titillating Patrolman
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
sable insane queen of the night trump supporter
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Bipolar macaca sneaky criminal
  09/27/23
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Titillating Patrolman
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Self-centered Headpube
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Titillating Patrolman
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Self-centered Headpube
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Titillating Patrolman
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Self-centered Headpube
  09/27/23
lol 😂
diverse forum persian
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Fear-inspiring Pit
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Razzle-dazzle institution
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Fear-inspiring Pit
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Titillating Patrolman
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
cyan rambunctious theater
  09/27/23
Ungh
Thriller gas station elastic band
  10/01/23
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cyan rambunctious theater
  10/02/23
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Titillating Patrolman
  10/01/23
Yes
sienna adventurous area becky
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Vibrant flushed nursing home antidepressant drug
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: naked swashbuckling senate

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Shivering partner lodge

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: spruce floppy market

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Shivering partner lodge

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Big Rough-skinned Cuck

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Shivering partner lodge

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Mustard sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Turquoise Zombie-like Meetinghouse Puppy

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: dashing ruddy library incel

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: hairraiser associate house

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy gaming laptop base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Overrated Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: slimy brilliant indian lodge windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Mustard sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: slimy brilliant indian lodge windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Jet maniacal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Underhanded Trip Bawdyhouse Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: infuriating temple

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: slimy brilliant indian lodge windowlicker

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: cordovan stubborn tanning salon milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: startling school cafeteria community account

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Irradiated yarmulke

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Bipolar macaca sneaky criminal

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: sable insane queen of the night trump supporter

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: spruce floppy market

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: sable insane queen of the night trump supporter

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Bipolar macaca sneaky criminal

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Self-centered Headpube

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Self-centered Headpube

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Self-centered Headpube

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: diverse forum persian

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pit

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle institution

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pit

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: cyan rambunctious theater

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Thriller gas station elastic band

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: cyan rambunctious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Titillating Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: sienna adventurous area becky

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant flushed nursing home antidepressant drug

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894111)