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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
maniacal burgundy prole
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Aromatic cheese-eating masturbator
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Hilarious Concupiscible Stage Persian
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Aromatic cheese-eating masturbator
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
stimulating flatulent trailer park
  09/22/23
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snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Aromatic cheese-eating masturbator
  09/22/23
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boyish school cafeteria hominid
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
adventurous crystalline degenerate
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
lilac space
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
anal multi-billionaire electric furnace
  09/22/23
Yes
snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
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  09/23/23
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  10/01/23
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butt cheeks
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snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
bipolar pit
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Ultramarine coiffed scourge upon the earth locale
  09/22/23
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sticky skinny woman
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
cowardly self-absorbed dilemma
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Appetizing pale dopamine institution
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
snowy tattoo office
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
azure nighttime box office twinkling uncleanness
  09/22/23
...
snowy tattoo office
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Swollen orange patrolman
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Hilarious Concupiscible Stage Persian
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
snowy tattoo office
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Swollen orange patrolman
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
snowy tattoo office
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
azure nighttime box office twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
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snowy tattoo office
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
provocative salmon coldplay fan gay wizard
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
snowy tattoo office
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
provocative salmon coldplay fan gay wizard
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
snowy tattoo office
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
provocative salmon coldplay fan gay wizard
  09/27/23
lol 😂
impressive cerebral sound barrier
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
free-loading arousing ladyboy
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Underhanded Sickened Lettuce Jap
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
free-loading arousing ladyboy
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
snowy tattoo office
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
laughsome temple
  09/27/23
Ungh
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laughsome temple
  10/02/23
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snowy tattoo office
  10/01/23
Yes
Galvanic Scarlet Generalized Bond
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Brass useless spot
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: maniacal burgundy prole

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Aromatic cheese-eating masturbator

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Hilarious Concupiscible Stage Persian

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Aromatic cheese-eating masturbator

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: stimulating flatulent trailer park

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Aromatic cheese-eating masturbator

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: boyish school cafeteria hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: adventurous crystalline degenerate

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: lilac space

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: anal multi-billionaire electric furnace

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: adulterous diverse cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: flesh place of business center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine coiffed scourge upon the earth locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: boyish school cafeteria hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine coiffed scourge upon the earth locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: avocado heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Marvelous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: bipolar pit

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine coiffed scourge upon the earth locale

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: sticky skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: cowardly self-absorbed dilemma

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Appetizing pale dopamine institution

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: azure nighttime box office twinkling uncleanness

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Swollen orange patrolman

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Concupiscible Stage Persian

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Swollen orange patrolman

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: azure nighttime box office twinkling uncleanness

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: provocative salmon coldplay fan gay wizard

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: provocative salmon coldplay fan gay wizard

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: snowy tattoo office

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: provocative salmon coldplay fan gay wizard

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: impressive cerebral sound barrier

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: free-loading arousing ladyboy

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Underhanded Sickened Lettuce Jap

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: free-loading arousing ladyboy

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: laughsome temple

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena french chef

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: laughsome temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: snowy tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Scarlet Generalized Bond

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Brass useless spot

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894111)