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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828405) |
Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM Author: Adulterous new version If I can't move from my house? No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828409) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea Okay,
You can move from your house with the following caveats:
1. It has to be within the USA. 2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM Author: Contagious Tank Jew One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.
That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828439) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM Author: tantric international law enforcement agency psychic Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828447) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM Author: Contagious Tank Jew Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828452) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM Author: Opaque Blood Rage The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828466) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828486) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM Author: Contagious Tank Jew Point Roberts in Washington. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828490) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM Author: naked jap parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834375) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM Author: pale bat-shit-crazy travel guidebook laser beams I can’t afford paying $20M for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828412) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM Author: glittery personal credit line Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828414) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM Author: brindle regret Can you still practice law in this hypo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828441) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828451) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM Author: lake rambunctious national knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46828470) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM Author: Seedy Office Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830512) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM Author: sepia drunken halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830557) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM Author: naked jap parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834376) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM Author: sepia drunken halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851815) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM Author: Pontificating electric den skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870845) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM Author: Splenetic university kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873791) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894006) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49894008) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830484) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM Author: mauve hairless tanning salon Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830504) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830613) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM Author: sepia drunken halford I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830509) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM Author: Garnet floppy double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849830) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM Author: Stirring pink garrison fat ankles But where do we get $20M to give doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830515) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM Author: concupiscible theatre milk So I'd have to be poorer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830562) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea $20 million on top of whatever you currently make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830594) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM Author: very tactful hairraiser sanctuary No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46830621) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834341) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM Author: Soggy Headpube I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834369) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM Author: tantric international law enforcement agency psychic right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834436) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea I think Doobs learned his lesson though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834439) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM Author: Soggy Headpube Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834496) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea 10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46834501) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: very tactful hairraiser sanctuary Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849770) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848742) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM Author: clear patrolman lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848745) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea lol at the notion of you having a house gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848767) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM Author: clear patrolman lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848820) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848847) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM Author: clear patrolman lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46848862) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM Author: bateful white ape lol 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46849805) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM Author: milky outnumbered partner locale absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46851852) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM Author: Racy center It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870793) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM Author: milky outnumbered partner locale Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870886) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870801) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM Author: Indecent half-breed antidepressant drug I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.
EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000 |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM Author: mischievous circlehead native Ungh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870952) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM Author: Indecent half-breed antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46873717) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM Author: poppy frozen marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870692) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM Author: Cerebral love of her life Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#46870706) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM Author: chocolate geriatric market goal in life zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.
1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be
2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards
these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Aspiring young lawyer Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?
https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/ |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM Author: peeface jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
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