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Matthew 26:25 (The Message) Then Judas, already turned trai...
grizzly address candlestick maker
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Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus
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2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and...
grizzly address candlestick maker
  09/15/24
entirety of Ezekiel 23
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feminists both outraged and turned on
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Mark 10:51 "What do you want me to do for you?” ...
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John 1:46 "Can anything good come out of a backwater s...
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Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out...
idiotic philosopher-king market
  10/05/24
Anyways, gotta go!
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I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.
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lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Sama...
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Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; t...
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To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Ea...
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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

Matthew 26:25 (The Message)

Then Judas, already turned traitor, said, "it isn't me, is it, Rabbi?" Jesus said, "don't play games with me, Judas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48090867)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: vibrant lemon mad cow disease partner

Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48090935)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: icanseemyneurons



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

2 Kings 2:23-24

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48090876)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: bisexual pit water buffalo

entirety of Ezekiel 23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48090928)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

feminists both outraged and turned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48091099)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

Mark 10:51

"What do you want me to do for you?” Jesus asked him.

The blind man said, “dude, I want to see."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48091082)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

John 1:46

"Can anything good come out of a backwater shithole like Nazareth?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48091093)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Glassy Shrine



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: idiotic philosopher-king market

Judges 1:19

And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48166483)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 3:06 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

Anyways, gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48166785)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48364848)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Samaritan bit

"not trying to split hairs on the neighbor thing Jesus, but are we saying every living person is my neighbor? all the time or only in distress? self-inflicted harm or abused by others in crimes of opportunity? lets say I witnessed the alleged attack, I'm supposed to be neighbor to the robbers too, how do I know these men weren't doling out justice on a fugitive? why use the term neighbor at all if we mean any person? you didn't specify the ethnicity of the injured party either. email me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48421340)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: grizzly address candlestick maker

Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; the Lord said unto him: “Thou art old and advanced in years..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#48422584)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2PHPSESSID=49d358651cc27ec1964643c2a7b5ece2#49898785)