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forgot ID at checkstand with 2 bottles of gatorade and a fifth of smirnoff
| Irradiated Pit | 05/18/24 |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:58 AM Author: Irradiated Pit the 80 year old clerk asked how old i was.
i answered and gave my birthdate.
he asks if i have ID. was in my gym clothes so no it's in the duffel bag.
I point out my grey hair. Do I look 20? He knows I'm not. Sir, I can't sell you alcohol without ID.
"On the morning of September 11, 2001, I was on the school bus traveling down XYZ road. It must have been about 7:30 in the morning, and by the time we got to first period science (see, i was a freshman in high school and 14 years old, which matches the birthdate i gave you) our lab was cancelled and they had rolled out one of those very heavy CRT televisions and we watched President Bush, who was reading to a classroom....
No dice.
So i dropped the $20 and walked out with my shit.
god bless cali and damn this clown world. |