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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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swollen state
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Domesticated Geriatric Spot
  05/22/17
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pink university goal in life
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Odious national
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
swollen state
  05/22/17
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Domesticated Geriatric Spot
  05/22/17
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topaz glittery faggot firefighter
  05/22/17
jfc
Angry Kitty Lettuce
  05/22/17
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Motley dull rigpig
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cobalt exciting native jew
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
plum fear-inspiring chapel
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Cruel-hearted selfie dingle berry
  09/15/18
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pale windowlicker mother
  01/25/20
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shivering hospital twinkling uncleanness
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Excitant Khaki Box Office
  04/16/18
Jfc
Elite trailer park
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  02/21/19
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aphrodisiac cumskin
  01/24/20
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Angry Kitty Lettuce
  01/25/20
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Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  07/04/21
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Gay locale doctorate
  04/02/23
roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
pearl useless roast beef
  05/22/17
Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
swollen state
  05/22/17
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Domesticated Geriatric Spot
  05/22/17
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topaz glittery faggot firefighter
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Comical Nibblets Factory Reset Button
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Nudist Stag Film
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Crusty Titillating Shitlib Giraffe
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aqua stimulating menage
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Aromatic base
  01/16/18
Patty Klotz
histrionic blathering sex offender
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Slap-happy Orchid Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting
  01/16/18
3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  09/15/18
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shaky hot scourge upon the earth legend
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mind-boggling misunderstood wagecucks
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  05/04/26
Doug is not a meme.
claret jap
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Aromatic base
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Aromatic base
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
swashbuckling stage
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
poppy candlestick maker
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
irate cowardly toaster address
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swollen state
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
irate cowardly toaster address
  05/22/17
Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
arousing glassy elastic band
  05/22/17
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Overrated Generalized Bond
  05/22/17
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boyish station
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  09/15/18
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Overrated Generalized Bond
  01/24/20
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Amethyst Magical Legal Warrant
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
sexy appetizing turdskin
  05/22/17
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  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Dark field
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
arousing glassy elastic band
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
bateful nursing home
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boyish station
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  09/15/18
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Aromatic base
  01/16/18
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Slap-happy Orchid Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting
  01/16/18
*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  09/15/18
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Vermilion razzmatazz newt goyim
  05/22/17
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silver disturbing dilemma place of business
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swashbuckling stage
  05/22/17
Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
aphrodisiac cumskin
  05/22/17
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poppy candlestick maker
  05/27/17
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multi-colored brunch haunted graveyard
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copper frum property internal respiration
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topaz glittery faggot firefighter
  01/11/18
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diverse corn cake hunting ground
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pearl useless roast beef
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Elite trailer park
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Angry Kitty Lettuce
  01/25/20
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Motley dull rigpig
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swashbuckling stage
  05/27/17
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slate idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  01/11/18
Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
boyish station
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Adventurous jade house knife
  01/11/18
"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
swollen state
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Aromatic base
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
saffron supple idiot casino
  01/16/18
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histrionic blathering sex offender
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swollen state
  04/16/18
Jesus christ
Crimson insane yarmulke resort
  09/15/18
phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
aphrodisiac cumskin
  09/15/18
Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
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Slap-happy Orchid Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting
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big azn
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180 sepia fat ankles
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Jet-lagged Maroon Dysfunction Office
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flirting pit
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aphrodisiac cumskin
  09/15/18
AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
  09/15/18
Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
lascivious main people masturbator
  02/21/19
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pale windowlicker mother
  01/25/20
Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
Alcoholic Orange Rigor
  02/21/19
https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b...
Ruby apoplectic cruise ship
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swollen state
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swollen state
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'"'"'"''"
  05/04/26
Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: swollen state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Domesticated Geriatric Spot

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: pink university goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365269)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Odious national

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: swollen state

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Domesticated Geriatric Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: topaz glittery faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Angry Kitty Lettuce

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Motley dull rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: cobalt exciting native jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: plum fear-inspiring chapel

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted selfie dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: pale windowlicker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: shivering hospital twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Excitant Khaki Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Elite trailer park

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Angry Kitty Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Gay locale doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: pearl useless roast beef

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: swollen state

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Domesticated Geriatric Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: topaz glittery faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Comical Nibblets Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Nudist Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Crusty Titillating Shitlib Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: aqua stimulating menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Aromatic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: histrionic blathering sex offender

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy Orchid Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167974)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: shaky hot scourge upon the earth legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling misunderstood wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#46133998)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864364)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: claret jap

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Aromatic base

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Aromatic base

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: poppy candlestick maker

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: irate cowardly toaster address

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: swollen state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: irate cowardly toaster address

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: arousing glassy elastic band

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Overrated Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: boyish station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Overrated Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Amethyst Magical Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: sexy appetizing turdskin

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Dark field

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: arousing glassy elastic band

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: bateful nursing home

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: boyish station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Aromatic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy Orchid Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz newt goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: silver disturbing dilemma place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: poppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: multi-colored brunch haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: copper frum property internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: topaz glittery faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: diverse corn cake hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: pearl useless roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Elite trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Angry Kitty Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Motley dull rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: slate idea he suggested step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: boyish station

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Adventurous jade house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: swollen state

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Aromatic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: saffron supple idiot casino

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: histrionic blathering sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: swollen state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Crimson insane yarmulke resort

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy Orchid Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: big azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: 180 sepia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Maroon Dysfunction Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: flirting pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: lascivious main people masturbator

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: pale windowlicker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orange Rigor

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic cruise ship

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: swollen state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: swollen state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2Reputation#49864497)