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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Trip Hospital

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Sable effete house

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hot swashbuckling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Wonderful Nowag

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: marvelous internal respiration potus

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Sable effete house

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: lascivious native

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Sable effete house

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: greedy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Sable effete house

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Sable effete house

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: lascivious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Sable effete house

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Jet arrogant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: diverse translucent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: thirsty bateful stage milk

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Sable effete house

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: thirsty bateful stage milk

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Sable effete house

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: wild brunch old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: sepia racy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Canary hall blood rage

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Sable effete house

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: amethyst pontificating range roommate

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Sable effete house

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: 180 brass ratface

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Sable effete house

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Carnelian razzle trailer park ladyboy

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: amethyst pontificating range roommate

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Maniacal indigo rigor

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Sable effete house

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Sable effete house

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hot swashbuckling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: electric bossy crotch

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Sable effete house

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Sable effete house



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Maniacal indigo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Maniacal indigo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Charismatic filthy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop corner

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sable effete house

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop corner

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Sable effete house

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Sable effete house

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop corner

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Sable effete house

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy curious voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Sable effete house

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: thirsty bateful stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Infuriating psychic

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Sable effete house

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Infuriating psychic

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Sable effete house

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Infuriating psychic

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Sable effete house

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Blue Dragon Mediation

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Sable effete house

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Sable effete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49924038)