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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Crusty Indian Lodge Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Dashing rigpig gunner
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Lemon Glittery Church
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Rough-skinned Mediation Yarmulke
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
insecure university
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bronze mexican potus
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
vibrant haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
obsidian abode
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Bespoke den nibblets
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
boyish address partner
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Razzle dysfunction locus
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Sapphire telephone pervert
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Maniacal range boiling water
  06/30/25
cr
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
obsidian abode
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
spectacular drab chapel brethren
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Razzle dysfunction locus
  06/30/25
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Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
boyish address partner
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Maniacal range boiling water
  06/30/25
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marvelous olive heaven
  07/01/25
*bussy
Deranged main people
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pink talented stage water buffalo
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Disrespectful forum place of business
  06/30/25
fuck
boyish address partner
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pink talented stage water buffalo
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Crusty Indian Lodge Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
boyish address partner
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
spectacular drab chapel brethren
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Hyperventilating Aggressive Menage Elastic Band
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Odious Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
180 Seedy Travel Guidebook Trailer Park
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
high-end impertinent generalized bond
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
180 Seedy Travel Guidebook Trailer Park
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
180 Seedy Travel Guidebook Trailer Park
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Vigorous Business Firm
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
heady alcoholic double fault mother
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
gay dilemma
  06/30/25
tcr
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
just jump
greedy masturbator
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
Tripping Supple Step-uncle's House Puppy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Hairraiser Ruby Foreskin Lay
  06/30/25
wow
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Azure Goal In Life
  06/30/25
JFC man
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
vibrant haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
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greedy masturbator
  06/30/25
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boyish address partner
  06/30/25
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Razzle dysfunction locus
  06/30/25
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sienna adventurous point
  06/30/25
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Pearly brunch
  06/30/25
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heady alcoholic double fault mother
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
gay dilemma
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Odious Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
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insane buff immigrant bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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marvelous olive heaven
  07/01/25
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jet-lagged henna state round eye
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Copper institution degenerate
  07/01/25
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Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School
  07/01/25
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Lemon Glittery Church
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
insecure university
  06/30/25
bro
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
gay dilemma
  06/30/25
lol
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
...
White Trip Site Giraffe
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
fragrant lodge candlestick maker
  06/30/25
jfc
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
obsidian abode
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
sienna adventurous point
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Pearly brunch
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
fragrant lodge candlestick maker
  07/01/25
...
high-end impertinent generalized bond
  07/01/25
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Pearly brunch
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
floppy nowag
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
spectacular drab chapel brethren
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
boyish address partner
  06/30/25
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kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/01/25
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poppy nudist market
  07/01/25
lol
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
...
greedy masturbator
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
misunderstood messiness
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Effete french meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Violent ticket booth
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Autistic Swashbuckling Factory Reset Button Hominid
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Nofapping cerebral national
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
poppy nudist market
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
black multi-billionaire sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
...
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
marvelous olive heaven
  07/01/25
😟
Bistre disgusting office
  07/01/25
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wonderful internal respiration
  07/01/25
holy shit
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
poppy nudist market
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Galvanic jap
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot
  07/01/25
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kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Hairraiser Ruby Foreskin Lay
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Racy shrine
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
marvelous olive heaven
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Emerald box office
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/06/25
...
Hairraiser Ruby Foreskin Lay
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Claret Laughsome Famous Landscape Painting
  07/06/25
...
Pearly brunch
  07/06/25
lol
Multi-colored fanboi goyim
  07/07/25
wow
kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Crusty Indian Lodge Hairy Legs

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Dashing rigpig gunner

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lemon Glittery Church

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Mediation Yarmulke

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: insecure university

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bronze mexican potus

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: vibrant haunted graveyard

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: obsidian abode

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bespoke den nibblets

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: boyish address partner

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle dysfunction locus

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sapphire telephone pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Maniacal range boiling water

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: obsidian abode

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: spectacular drab chapel brethren

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle dysfunction locus

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: boyish address partner

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Maniacal range boiling water

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: marvelous olive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Deranged main people

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pink talented stage water buffalo

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful forum place of business

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: boyish address partner

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pink talented stage water buffalo

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Crusty Indian Lodge Hairy Legs

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: boyish address partner

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: spectacular drab chapel brethren

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Aggressive Menage Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Odious Mad Cow Disease

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: 180 Seedy Travel Guidebook Trailer Park

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: high-end impertinent generalized bond

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 Seedy Travel Guidebook Trailer Park

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: 180 Seedy Travel Guidebook Trailer Park

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Business Firm

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: heady alcoholic double fault mother

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: gay dilemma

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: greedy masturbator

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Tripping Supple Step-uncle's House Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ruby Foreskin Lay

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Azure Goal In Life

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vibrant haunted graveyard

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: greedy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: boyish address partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle dysfunction locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sienna adventurous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Pearly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: heady alcoholic double fault mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: gay dilemma

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Odious Mad Cow Disease

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: insane buff immigrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: marvelous olive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: jet-lagged henna state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Copper institution degenerate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lemon Glittery Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: insecure university

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: gay dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: White Trip Site Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fragrant lodge candlestick maker

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: obsidian abode

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sienna adventurous point

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Pearly brunch

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: fragrant lodge candlestick maker

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: high-end impertinent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Pearly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: floppy nowag

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular drab chapel brethren

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: boyish address partner

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: poppy nudist market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: greedy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: misunderstood messiness

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Effete french meetinghouse

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Violent ticket booth

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Autistic Swashbuckling Factory Reset Button Hominid

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Nofapping cerebral national

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: poppy nudist market

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: black multi-billionaire sneaky criminal

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: marvelous olive heaven

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bistre disgusting office

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: wonderful internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: poppy nudist market

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Galvanic jap

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Very Tactful Underhanded Hissy Fit School

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ruby Foreskin Lay

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab Idiot

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Racy shrine

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: marvelous olive heaven

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Emerald box office

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ruby Foreskin Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Claret Laughsome Famous Landscape Painting

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Pearly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored fanboi goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing friendly grandma queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)