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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Impertinent Locus Roommate
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
k
Impertinent Locus Roommate
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
180000000000
Stimulating office electric furnace
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
hyperventilating dilemma boltzmann
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Costumed bateful parlor
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Costumed bateful parlor
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
arrogant outnumbered university
  08/18/13
180
Costumed bateful parlor
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Impertinent Locus Roommate

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Impertinent Locus Roommate

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Vengeful Market

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Exciting idea he suggested

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Judgmental ultramarine travel guidebook giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: wonderful beta athletic conference faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: green wrinkle

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Exciting idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: burgundy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: twinkling know-it-all heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: jet box office

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Stimulating office electric furnace

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating dilemma boltzmann

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Costumed bateful parlor

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Costumed bateful parlor

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Costumed bateful parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button legal warrant

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: anal space sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy really tough guy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Judgmental ultramarine travel guidebook giraffe

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Vigorous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: mewling nursing home crotch

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: tan heady garrison

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Costumed bateful parlor

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: vibrant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: floppy hall clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Exciting idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Orchid disturbing church sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned ceo

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: grizzly death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Diverse Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: purple milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: talented address

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: excitant police squad

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Startling House-broken Scourge Upon The Earth

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Startling House-broken Scourge Upon The Earth

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Hideous violent rehab

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: excitant police squad

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Impertinent Locus Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse associate

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: grizzly death wish

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Costumed bateful parlor

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: mewling nursing home crotch

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Exciting idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Charismatic Topaz Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Charismatic Topaz Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Exciting idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: purple milk

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: burgundy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Lemon buck-toothed hospital

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: bisexual mint messiness

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: bisexual mint messiness

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: scarlet bipolar meetinghouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Crusty Sanctuary

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating dilemma boltzmann

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating dilemma boltzmann

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: charcoal party of the first part

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: charcoal party of the first part

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: walnut provocative queen of the night

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: ivory base hunting ground

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Brindle lay jewess

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Rose contagious twinkling uncleanness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: arrogant outnumbered university

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready stead genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Opaque codepig business firm

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: emerald senate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Clear Area Striped Hyena

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Racy hot boiling water tank

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Judgmental ultramarine travel guidebook giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Odious infuriating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Rose contagious twinkling uncleanness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: 180 magenta principal's office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: mewling nursing home crotch

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929195)