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Poast ITT if you've never engaged in a sex crime

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dong dang
  07/28/25
by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG
i gave my cousin head
  07/28/25
Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "s...
AsianPussy
  07/28/25
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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol
  07/29/25
Not sure any of these qualify
STEPHEN MILLER
  07/30/25
I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the c...
Talk to your kids about time dilation.
  07/30/25
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rape bunny
  07/30/25
I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught ...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort no...
dong dang
  07/28/25
"Public" as in "in view" of members of t...
AsianPussy
  07/28/25
(Constitutional vagueness masterman)
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/28/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/28/25
I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caugh...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, notice...
AsianPussy
  07/29/25
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'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
i have not once done this
dong dang
  07/28/25
gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender
Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/30/25
“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! E...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/30/25
you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated some...
Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/30/25
No I bet you fuck children though
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/30/25
I'm not the one on a sex offender registry
Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/30/25
You should be for those gook creepshots
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/30/25
wtf you talking about you pedophile? it's a matter of tim...
Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/30/25
Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here y...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/30/25
oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary...
Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/30/25
Prostitution isn’t a sex crime
a young teen dreading what's about to happen
  07/29/25
no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status
dong dang
  07/30/25
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Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/30/25
There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had the...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  07/30/25
I've never engaged in sex
Anti-suffrogate
  07/30/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: dong dang

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138602)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138609)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: AsianPussy

Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "sex crimes" (as such term might be interpreted by shitlibs):

(1) Tea-bagged other men 10+ times

(2) Engaged in sex with a few fairly drunk females (in the normal way)

(3) Gone skinny dipping

(4) Abducted a ~14-16 year old girl from a greyhound station, loaded her with fentanyl, brought her to a Motel 6, fucked her (while she was in-and-out of consciousness) for a few days, then "sold" her to some random black trucker I met in the motel parking lot for $200.

(5) Pissed on a friend's face after he passed out on a couch in our frat house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138619)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49140321)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

Not sure any of these qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142082)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the constitutional limits of tea bagging bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142091)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: rape bunny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142201)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught it probably would be classified as a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138621)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: dong dang

that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort not to be caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138627)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: AsianPussy

"Public" as in "in view" of members of the public?

Or "public" as in a space that is open to the public, but out of view of members of the public in the moments of the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138659)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


(Constitutional vagueness masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138661)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138662)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caught" should fully answer this question for a literate person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49139130)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: AsianPussy

I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, noticed, and not confronted them or called the authorities. Thus they could be seen, but not caught. (Disclaimer: I'm highly autistic).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49140211)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138654)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: dong dang

i have not once done this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49138657)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude

gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142093)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! Everyone please check out these pixelated creepshots of this white lady I stalked!”

At least you have a tiny Asian penis, gibbergook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142199)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude

you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated

someone should call the Massachusetts Board and tell them how violent you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142227)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

No

I bet you fuck children though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142244)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude

I'm not the one on a sex offender registry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142261)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

You should be for those gook creepshots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142263)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude

wtf you talking about you pedophile?

it's a matter of time before your name is plastered all over the internet for your crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142294)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here you mouthbreathing gook incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142296)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude

oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary.

when was the last time you had sex you TTTufts "grad"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142299)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: a young teen dreading what's about to happen (hvac)

Prostitution isn’t a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49140291)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: dong dang

no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49141991)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142092)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had these knives we....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49141997)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Anti-suffrogate

I've never engaged in sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2Reputation#49142259)