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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Contagious brindle dysfunction idea he suggested
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Razzle electric furnace
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
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stirring gas station psychic
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kink-friendly windowlicker athletic conference
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emerald fragrant faggotry potus
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high-end international law enforcement agency wrinkle
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Cowardly turdskin
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mind-boggling swollen piazza
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Razzle electric furnace
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mustard patrolman nursing home
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trip lay
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pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
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Electric casino associate
  12/24/25
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Shimmering seedy property
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Heady really tough guy
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
emerald fragrant faggotry potus
  12/23/25
180
mischievous overrated genital piercing
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
maize adventurous old irish cottage
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
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massive greedy dopamine kitchen
  12/24/25
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glittery goyim abode
  12/24/25
logical tbh
canary office candlestick maker
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Charcoal whorehouse
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Charcoal whorehouse
  12/23/25
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frozen theater stage
  12/24/25
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Shimmering seedy property
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
curious national security agency
  12/23/25
...
Mint point
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/23/25
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Mint point
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
awkward comical liquid oxygen
  12/24/25
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Mint point
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Bearded institution kitty cat
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Offensive Chrome Laser Beams Stage
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Saffron vengeful theater
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
titillating very tactful place of business rehab
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Saffron vengeful theater
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
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high-end international law enforcement agency wrinkle
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
titillating very tactful place of business rehab
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
titillating very tactful place of business rehab
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Saffron vengeful theater
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
pea-brained giraffe
  12/25/25
...
Vibrant Ivory Roast Beef Senate
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
high-end international law enforcement agency wrinkle
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Electric casino associate
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Razzle-dazzle toilet seat boltzmann
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Fighting Bateful Travel Guidebook Macaca
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Transparent Swashbuckling Mexican Generalized Bond
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Transparent Swashbuckling Mexican Generalized Bond
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
shivering rebellious mother business firm
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
titillating very tactful place of business rehab
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
beady-eyed persian
  12/24/25
tp
Cowardly turdskin
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
aphrodisiac chapel
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
titillating very tactful place of business rehab
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
pea-brained giraffe
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
titillating very tactful place of business rehab
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Contagious brindle dysfunction idea he suggested

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Razzle electric furnace

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: stirring gas station psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: kink-friendly windowlicker athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: emerald fragrant faggotry potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: high-end international law enforcement agency wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Razzle electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: mustard patrolman nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: trip lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Electric casino associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Shimmering seedy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Heady really tough guy

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: emerald fragrant faggotry potus

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: mischievous overrated genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: maize adventurous old irish cottage

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: massive greedy dopamine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: glittery goyim abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: canary office candlestick maker

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Charcoal whorehouse

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Charcoal whorehouse

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: frozen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Shimmering seedy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: curious national security agency

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: awkward comical liquid oxygen

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Mint point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Bearded institution kitty cat

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Offensive Chrome Laser Beams Stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Saffron vengeful theater

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: titillating very tactful place of business rehab

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Saffron vengeful theater

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: high-end international law enforcement agency wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: titillating very tactful place of business rehab

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: titillating very tactful place of business rehab

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Saffron vengeful theater

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Ivory Roast Beef Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: high-end international law enforcement agency wrinkle

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Electric casino associate

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toilet seat boltzmann

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Fighting Bateful Travel Guidebook Macaca

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Mexican Generalized Bond

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Mexican Generalized Bond

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: shivering rebellious mother business firm

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: titillating very tactful place of business rehab

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed persian

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Cowardly turdskin

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chapel

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: titillating very tactful place of business rehab

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pea-brained giraffe

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: titillating very tactful place of business rehab

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49539118)