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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving...
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this one is my favorite image
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tired flame
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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(jjc)
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Histrionic gaping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: lilac electric really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Wild indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: self-centered tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Ruby Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Jet new version range

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Jet new version range

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: passionate sexy area

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: ivory public bath volcanic crater

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Chocolate Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Chocolate Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: puce library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle church half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: dashing primrose hunting ground lay

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned point

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: indecent amber nursing home useless brakes

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: wonderful forum

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Diverse vengeful parlor messiness

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: naked trailer park

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: onyx territorial temple newt

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: medicated aromatic generalized bond heaven

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: splenetic stage tank

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: pearl kitchen rigpig

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: naked trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136986)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Wine Mind-boggling Mad Cow Disease

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: awkward ratface theatre

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Godawful plaza love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Pink vibrant state clown

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Red trip yarmulke hell

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Fragrant flushed black woman center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: glittery sickened principal's office

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: stirring brass menage cumskin

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Chestnut Mental Disorder

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Gas Station Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: ungodly karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring deranged field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Navy embarrassed to the bone trump supporter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Sticky Soggy Native

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Chestnut Mental Disorder

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: wonderful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Silver Marvelous Internal Respiration Regret

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Laughsome mint knife

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: bipolar canary codepig

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Chestnut Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: big pit pervert

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Dead hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded fanboi shrine

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Shaky coral quadroon cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: puce library

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: insecure dilemma ladyboy

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Arrogant slippery parlour nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Odious abnormal hairy legs

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Fighting brilliant masturbator den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: bossy buck-toothed site prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Smoky Antidepressant Drug Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Contagious box office striped hyena

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Smoky Antidepressant Drug Feces

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: jade flickering meetinghouse

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Disturbing Vivacious Mexican

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: bearded macaca senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Silver Marvelous Internal Respiration Regret

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Histrionic gaping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: naked trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Comical dragon home

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ceo windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: hot aqua kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Histrionic gaping space

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: cracking elastic band

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: house-broken bistre organic girlfriend office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: bearded macaca senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: cracking elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Diverse vengeful parlor messiness

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: poppy dysfunction psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: naked trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: disgusting unhinged church building dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: cerise patrolman reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: cerise patrolman reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: cerise patrolman reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant athletic conference base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: irradiated milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: green excitant stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: green excitant stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone flatulent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: onyx territorial temple newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant flushed black woman center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Brindle Lettuce Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Heady Mustard Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: bossy buck-toothed site prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: curious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Costumed Zippy Weed Whacker Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Sepia Autistic Lodge Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Sepia Autistic Lodge Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Black Impertinent Multi-billionaire Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Boyish White International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Supple grizzly stead therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Boyish White International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Plum corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: stimulating dog poop

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: crawly talking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: rambunctious rusted market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Sepia Autistic Lodge Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49226371)