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Date: November 23rd, 2013 3:24 PM Author: Fragrant ratface rigor
Between 20-25 firm associates and partners and wives/girlfriends attended, and by no means was it a large gathering but the crowd was lively and we enjoyed ourselves. Bizarre, right? Halfway through the evening a junior associate asked me about my large collection of CDs that I have mounted on several wall racks in my cigar room. He doesn't make much of a fuss over anything in particular until he sees my Agent Orange "Living in Darkness" CD. The kid goes apeshit and commands that I put it in the stereo. Up to this point we had some light jazz playing. So I stop the music, and all the eyes in the room turn to look at me. Imagine the sound of a record scratching as the music stops, like in those cheesy 90s movies. Yeah. I pop the CD in, and BLoodstains starts playing. One of the older partners pumps his fist in the air and screams HELL YEAH!! and I shit you not a senior associate pulls out a six pack of PBR pounders from his briefcase, as it was around 12:30 and he had just come from work, and starts chugging them. Next thing I know, someone runs into my bathroom and grabs my electric shaver and a few of the equity partners hold down the managing partner and start shaving fucking LIBERTY SPIKES into his head. The partner is laughing the hold time yelling out "First associate to land a 360 flip gets partnership!" All the associates run into my mudroom and LITERALLY fist fight over who gets to use my old Alien Workshop deck first. After about ten minutes none of the associates had landed it. The managing partner raises his hand into the air with one finger pointed up to the sky and tells us to follow him outside. So the whole crowd at this point is captivated. Agent Orange is now blasting over the speakers and we all move outside to see what the partner was gonna do. He grabs the deck from some 5'9" associate, partner is like 6'4" btw, and says "watch this." Dude takes one step, kicks the board and does a fucking kickflip 180 onto a 50-50 grind down a 15' rail outside my apartment complex. EVERYONE goes nuts screaming and hollering because this guy is fucking insane, and he did it all in his fucking boatshoes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#24495260) |
Date: December 6th, 2013 8:01 AM Author: citrine exhilarant rehab
180.
Can't help wishing it read "PBR's AT Pounders", tho.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#24579355) |
Date: July 22nd, 2014 11:49 AM Author: Fluffy Comical Chapel
excellent work of fiction
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#25980946) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: .,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#49518024) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: .,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,
I wrote this after 10 hours straight of Doc Review after striking out at OCI
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#49518067) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: nude chinaman
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: .,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,
Thanks to randomized monikers I can pretend to be whoever and whatever I want
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1985421&forum_id=2#49517662
PHONY PUMO ALERT!! I was actually at that party and witnessed all that and nobody there was a pumo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#49518311) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:00 AM
Author: .,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2421231&forum_id=2Reputation#49518701) |
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