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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
pale parlor
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
provocative selfie stage
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
pale parlor
  05/01/26
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Dark abode marketing idea
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
provocative selfie stage
  05/01/26
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Soul-stirring Tripping Address
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
lemon electric furnace
  05/01/26
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pale parlor
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Cobalt mildly autistic place of business mood
  05/01/26
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Puce free-loading parlour telephone
  05/02/26
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
violet hospital mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
histrionic death wish
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
swollen nowag gas station
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Puce free-loading parlour telephone
  05/02/26
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Sooty plaza scourge upon the earth
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: pale parlor

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: provocative selfie stage

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: pale parlor

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Dark abode marketing idea



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: provocative selfie stage

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Reputation#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Tripping Address



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: lemon electric furnace

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: pale parlor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Cobalt mildly autistic place of business mood

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Reputation#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Puce free-loading parlour telephone



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: violet hospital mad-dog skullcap

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Reputation#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: histrionic death wish

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Reputation#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: swollen nowag gas station

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Reputation#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Puce free-loading parlour telephone

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Reputation#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Sooty plaza scourge upon the earth



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