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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
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you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
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Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
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don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
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not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
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i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
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probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
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right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
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yeah exactly
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i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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go back to reddit
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cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
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hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
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What if it is at night though bro?
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see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
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dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
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(physics n00b)
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almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
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Your done here lol
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just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
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you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
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jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
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Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
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Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
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(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
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It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
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you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
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something to do with airbags i think
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ahhh makes sense
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how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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only?
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
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lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
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"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
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I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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titcr chip kelly is done here
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yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
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right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
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LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
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? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
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i thought you had a ph.d
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you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
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this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
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LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
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(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: excitant geriatric ratface

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: seedy light sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Buff area boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: twisted primrose foreskin center

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Stimulating house international law enforcement agency

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded dog poop

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: claret crawly boistinker

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Buff area boltzmann

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: scarlet hairraiser chapel ladyboy

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: 180 space reading party

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: idiotic aggressive heaven nibblets

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Avocado blood rage

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Beta vivacious parlor

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: fuchsia big-titted base

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Mauve bonkers state skinny woman



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: cerebral deep famous landscape painting hunting ground

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: pink supple haunted graveyard indian lodge

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Balding translucent market kitty

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: coiffed floppy private investor dingle berry

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous high-end pervert lay

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse round eye

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: razzle yarmulke death wish

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Buff area boltzmann

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Stirring Property Electric Furnace

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: lime therapy gay wizard

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: lime therapy gay wizard

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: maroon appetizing institution

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: painfully honest menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: autistic cocky site fanboi

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: painfully honest menage idiot

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: idiotic aggressive heaven nibblets

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: painfully honest menage idiot

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: zippy nursing home

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: autistic cocky site fanboi

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Sapphire House-broken Native Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: lime therapy gay wizard

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles messiness

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: painfully honest menage idiot

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: autistic cocky site fanboi

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded dog poop

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Comical volcanic crater internal respiration

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded dog poop

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Confused lascivious theater stage rigor

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: fighting erotic keepsake machete school cafeteria

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Step-uncle's House

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored mediation

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac misunderstood field trust fund

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: painfully honest menage idiot

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Marvelous stag film faggotry

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Marvelous stag film faggotry

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Marvelous stag film faggotry

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Marvelous stag film faggotry

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque National

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Duck-like office goyim

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring Property Electric Furnace

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Maniacal fiercely-loyal circlehead

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Motley very tactful dilemma knife

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: electric charcoal address

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Confused lascivious theater stage rigor

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: autistic cocky site fanboi

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Soggy university

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Aromatic Patrolman

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Gold Resort Juggernaut

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Boyish Brunch

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Curious mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Bateful Theatre

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: histrionic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Curious mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: irate apoplectic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: chrome roommate

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: chrome roommate

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit potus

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: awkward organic girlfriend meetinghouse

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit potus

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: honey-headed halford

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: honey-headed halford

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit potus

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained dysfunction cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Dashing ebony roast beef brethren

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit potus

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Bateful Theatre

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse round eye

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Crimson stage

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: bearded vibrant stead bbw

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Massive kitchen

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Sapphire House-broken Native Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: talented parlour

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Slippery peach hall

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Aromatic Patrolman

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Lilac hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: bisexual red stage

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Burgundy Aromatic Patrolman

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Poppy Flickering Headpube Den

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Blue Razzle-dazzle Partner Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring shitlib karate

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Step-uncle's House

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: hateful rusted casino

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Thriller rough-skinned affirmative action

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: trip stubborn prole sandwich

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Step-uncle's House

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Impressive Plaza

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: bespoke nubile half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: fuchsia big-titted base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring swollen shrine

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: brass incel

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: gay home toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: fuchsia big-titted base

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30464144)



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Author: henna orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37197656)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sinister Greedy National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457795)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457843)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397800)



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