Date: August 6th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)
She was giving a 'thank you' speech for everyone being there, and to her new husband Thomas. He has a great job and nice face but he's only 5'8, lol. He tries to compensate (muscles) but there's only so much you can do lmao.
So she was thanking him for everything including letting some old boyfriends of hers show up. He could have invited his ex-girlfriends but he only had one, in high school, and she's back in China now.
Anyway the girlfriend of her old boyfriend Keith threw a big dildo up on stage and it hit her veil. The girlfriend explained "That's so you can have a little bit of Keith when you're bored of a bit of little Thomas!"
Everyone laughed, including the groom's parents. Yikes!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759033&forum_id=2Reputation#49161045)