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Consuela toast at MPA's wedding
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Date: October 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch "First of all I'd like to thank MPA for having me here. He really didn't have to do that, he doesn't know me well at all. I'd like to congratulate him on his wedding, he learned a lot from his first marriage and hopefully he won't mess it up here, haha. Given the United States is rapidly turning non-white, MPA is making a solid choice so that his mixed race children - hopefully he will be able to have them, and more than one, given biological clock realities! - will more easily blend into the brown melting pot that our Jewish overlords have bestowed upon us in accordance with the Kalergi plan. With their brown skin they may yet qualify for decent higher education, possibly even the Ivies, although there will be ever-shrinking numbers of jobs as the demonic LLMs created with Jewish capital suck everything into its black hole of despair. At least it seems like they will retain their Hair. And I'm sure that his marriage to an American-educated woman will give him ample inspiration for the horror stories he is yet to write. Some may perhaps consider these comments to be a tad cynical or overwrought, but I like to think of this as coming from a place of love to set proper expectations. Also, Gujjerreddit loves transsexuals. Thank you." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351557) |
Date: October 15th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: unhinged church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351563) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Stubborn galvanic mental disorder dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351565) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Supple den electric furnace Mpa has said that he’s a Lebanese christian. Not exactly “white”
Mpa is still 180 btw |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Godawful kitchen (single slow clap as crowd goes deathly silent) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351605) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch ...is it lex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351688) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Stubborn galvanic mental disorder dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351707) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch it gives the post charm, shows i cranked it out in one breath, but you asked twice so fine, you bald OCD jewish biglaw partner you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351712) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch "Thanks, too, for Lex for having me at his dual wedding. While it’s unusual that he’s doing this concurrent with MPA’s wedding, they say the average wedding costs $100,000 and that money, being cut in half here as it is (or much less, given this is held at a Best Western), is better used for other things, such as long-lingering college debt or a “housing fund” that will never get used (because starter homes, due to endless Jewish monetary printing, are too expensive except for the ultra wealthy). I would like to congratulate Lex’s newly minted wife for nabbing a catch like Lex - he was too smart before and thereby too socially awkward, and his quasi-lobotomization which almost killed him and which halved his IQ, turning into an end-state Algernon, in turn made him able to communicate with us “normies”, so see, there is a silver lining to tragedy. You’re definitely not with him due to his money, haha, so you must actually like this fellow. Now, I’ve known Lex a long time - longer than most of you, and far more intimately, I think, and I don’t mean that sexually - and I can say what a nice, kindhearted fellow he is. Keep him away from the drink, though. That’s poison to the Irish. This world isn’t made for fellows like him, it is a Demiurgic Hellhole that feasts on the blood of the innocent, so Mrs. Lex, you are likely dealing with a highly tragic character here, perhaps like his lookalike David Foster Wallace, although Wallace is ahead by a novel in terms of literary output. Treat him gingerly, like a freshly cut flower instead of the “breaking of the glass”, and remember, if you treat him poorly then his online e-friends will make fun of you, so keep that in the back of your mind when you feel the urge to nag. Thank you." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351731) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: unhinged church end-state Algernon tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351736) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: pale range sad that this one didn't have the "ceterum autem censeo gunneraginem troonestium esse delendam" at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49352975) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch It would have been a nice tie-in, true, but at the same time it would signify a level of focus on you which isn't justified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49353144) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: pale range guess i'll have to be satisfied seeing you mention me apropos of nothing only ten or so times a day then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49353151) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49353155) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: titillating gaping why are you such a bitter dweeb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351743) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: lavender filthy brunch keep in mind i *like* MPA and lex and wish them both well, success and happiness. this is my backhanded way, through bitterness and rage, of showing affection. i could not write such a wedding toast for EPAH, gujjerreddit, or spaceporn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49351749) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Godawful kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49352963) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: pale range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49352976) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: opaque aromatic sandwich field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49353018) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Useless Address Was your shitlib brown wife standing next to you when you said this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786728&forum_id=2Reputation#49353826) |