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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: indecent pearl garrison puppy It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Well-lubricated garnet brunch genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Pea-brained dog poop dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: blue ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: canary embarrassed to the bone theater stage pervert did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: fishy antidepressant drug roast beef "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Outnumbered Native Coffee Pot (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: frozen spruce son of senegal "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Apoplectic Swollen Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Insecure Church Building (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: indecent pearl garrison puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Mind-boggling main people mood who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: indecent pearl garrison puppy Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Mind-boggling main people mood whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: indecent pearl garrison puppy CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: glittery low-t mother range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: domesticated wagecucks stage 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Geriatric area community account "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: glittery low-t mother range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: mahogany lay new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335487) |