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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Navy Out-of-control Genital Piercing Center
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
alcoholic irradiated generalized bond
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
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Maroon Parlour
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Racy Organic Girlfriend
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Titillating whorehouse dysfunction
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Sickened bright institution
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bull headed hideous sound barrier dilemma
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Razzmatazz coiffed idiot jap
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alcoholic irradiated generalized bond
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Charismatic Brindle Market
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Pearly infuriating house
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duck-like gaped toaster spot
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Crusty Crawly Black Woman Mediation
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ivory trump supporter
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Olive frisky bawdyhouse regret
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Titillating whorehouse dysfunction
  12/23/25
180
Chrome immigrant space
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Tripping sex offender
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
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Burgundy Marvelous Jewess Plaza
  12/24/25
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soul-stirring kitchen water buffalo
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Violet demanding theater codepig
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Costumed Incel
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Costumed Incel
  12/23/25
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khaki shivering nowag trailer park
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ivory trump supporter
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
concupiscible theatre mad-dog skullcap
  12/23/25
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cerebral national electric furnace
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/23/25
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cerebral national electric furnace
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
wild bateful striped hyena ape
  12/24/25
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cerebral national electric furnace
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Lavender underhanded love of her life
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Disturbing fighting step-uncle's house
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Indecent sanctuary stain
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
smoky comical nibblets
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Indecent sanctuary stain
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
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Sickened bright institution
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
smoky comical nibblets
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
smoky comical nibblets
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Indecent sanctuary stain
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/25/25
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Abnormal heady prole locale
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Sickened bright institution
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Crusty Crawly Black Woman Mediation
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
supple people who are hurt
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Flesh Stag Film
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Exciting range multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Exciting range multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Ruddy pontificating location
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
smoky comical nibblets
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Thriller ceo
  12/24/25
tp
bull headed hideous sound barrier dilemma
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
salmon dingle berry public bath
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
smoky comical nibblets
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
duck-like gaped toaster spot
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
smoky comical nibblets
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Navy Out-of-control Genital Piercing Center

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated generalized bond

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Maroon Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Racy Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Titillating whorehouse dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Sickened bright institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bull headed hideous sound barrier dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coiffed idiot jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Brindle Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Pearly infuriating house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Crusty Crawly Black Woman Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: ivory trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Olive frisky bawdyhouse regret

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Titillating whorehouse dysfunction

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Chrome immigrant space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Tripping sex offender

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Burgundy Marvelous Jewess Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Violet demanding theater codepig

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Costumed Incel

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Costumed Incel

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: khaki shivering nowag trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: ivory trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: concupiscible theatre mad-dog skullcap

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cerebral national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cerebral national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: wild bateful striped hyena ape

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cerebral national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Lavender underhanded love of her life

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Disturbing fighting step-uncle's house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Indecent sanctuary stain

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: smoky comical nibblets

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Indecent sanctuary stain

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Sickened bright institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: smoky comical nibblets

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: smoky comical nibblets

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Indecent sanctuary stain

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Abnormal heady prole locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Sickened bright institution

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Crusty Crawly Black Woman Mediation

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: supple people who are hurt

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Flesh Stag Film

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Exciting range multi-billionaire

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Exciting range multi-billionaire

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Ruddy pontificating location

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: smoky comical nibblets

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Thriller ceo

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: bull headed hideous sound barrier dilemma

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: salmon dingle berry public bath

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: smoky comical nibblets

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: duck-like gaped toaster spot

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: smoky comical nibblets

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2Reputation#49539118)