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Extremely worried Happy Gilmore 2 is going to be a God awful disaster

I love Happy Gilmore, have rewatched it 10+ times and love i...
galvanic doctorate rigor
  03/24/25
Nah they got a bunch of famous PGA golfers to cameo in part ...
ruby elastic band
  03/24/25
Cr there's a great scene where Rory McElroy begs his wife (p...
Opaque comical half-breed temple
  03/24/25
Sounds Jewish
talented vengeful meetinghouse persian
  03/25/25
Ive read the script, the climax of the movie has Sandler usi...
Cerise gaped tanning salon partner
  03/24/25
Jesus Torah Christ.
Razzle Cordovan Roast Beef
  03/24/25
literally every adam sandler movie involves him being filthy...
stirring vermilion jew striped hyena
  03/24/25
What about uncut gems
mint 180 nibblets
  03/24/25
Superhuman jewish negotiation skills
Opaque comical half-breed temple
  03/24/25
Never saw it but looking up the plot he’s a successful...
stirring vermilion jew striped hyena
  03/24/25
I never saw it either to be fair
mint 180 nibblets
  03/24/25
also in the movie he has a mistress who also is hot, esp giv...
stirring vermilion jew striped hyena
  03/25/25
lol even in Airheads sandler manages to bang a hot chick
stirring vermilion jew striped hyena
  03/25/25
My anti-semitism has caused me to reevaluate South Park and ...
White Charismatic Native
  03/24/25
Hard to imagine without Frances Bay
Indigo crusty digit ratio corn cake
  03/25/25
Of course it's going to be a disaster you fucking idiot. ...
Iridescent cracking location psychic
  03/25/25
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Indigo crusty digit ratio corn cake
  03/25/25
Adam needs a new vacation house in Newport Beach you silly g...
Pearly Sex Offender Queen Of The Night
  03/25/25
To be fair to this particular jew, the point of adam sandler...
Iridescent cracking location psychic
  03/25/25
July 25. I am very worried about this.
galvanic doctorate rigor
  05/10/25
where are we on this?
cortisol rush
  07/25/25
I just rewatched Happy Gilmore yesterday for the first time ...
Dave Prole
  07/25/25
Doesn't sound like you're much of a prole. I do think the or...
LathamTouchedMe
  07/25/25
Bad news: https://images.wsj.net/im-79144484?width=700&s...
David Poaster Wallace
  07/25/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: galvanic doctorate rigor

I love Happy Gilmore, have rewatched it 10+ times and love it every time. I don't want Adam Sandler to ruin my enjoyment of it with some unfunny shit fest from him just hanging out with his buddies. But that's what's going to happen. Fuck that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777818)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: ruby elastic band

Nah they got a bunch of famous PGA golfers to cameo in part 2, whereas the original just had Lee Trevino IIRC

Looks like they went all out for this on production whereas HG1 wasn't really a good movie but the performances sold it (ie, Sandler wouldn't make that movie again today)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777867)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Opaque comical half-breed temple

Cr there's a great scene where Rory McElroy begs his wife (played by that huge blond lady in Game of Thrones) to peg him and cuck him with Chubbs Peterson's son (played by Michael B. Jordan), but the wife's huge strap-on accidentally bumps into the Bluetooth camera and broadcasts the pegging and cucking on the jumbotron during the Gold Jacket ceremony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777905)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: talented vengeful meetinghouse persian

Sounds Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780052)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Cerise gaped tanning salon partner

Ive read the script, the climax of the movie has Sandler using his club to stop a white guy from shooting up a bar mitzvah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777875)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Razzle Cordovan Roast Beef

Jesus Torah Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48778435)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: stirring vermilion jew striped hyena

literally every adam sandler movie involves him being filthy rich and/or having retard strength or some other kind of superpower. regardless of the combination he always winds up banging a hot chick way out of his league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777877)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: mint 180 nibblets

What about uncut gems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Opaque comical half-breed temple

Superhuman jewish negotiation skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48777915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: stirring vermilion jew striped hyena

Never saw it but looking up the plot he’s a successful diamond broker who has a gambling problem and an ex-wife who of course is hot? Fits the sandler narrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48778403)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: mint 180 nibblets

I never saw it either to be fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48778434)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: stirring vermilion jew striped hyena

also in the movie he has a mistress who also is hot, esp given that Sandler is now like 60 and you can't plausibly have him plowing Veronica Vaughn. and he pays for her NYC apartment which he can afford to do because he's rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780043)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: stirring vermilion jew striped hyena

lol even in Airheads sandler manages to bang a hot chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780241)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: White Charismatic Native

My anti-semitism has caused me to reevaluate South Park and a lot of other jew shit I used to get brainwashed by but damned if I don't keep rewatching and enjoying Adam Sandler movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48778405)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Indigo crusty digit ratio corn cake

Hard to imagine without Frances Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780048)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Iridescent cracking location psychic

Of course it's going to be a disaster you fucking idiot.

I say this as someone who thinks Little Nicky is utterly brilliant and hilarious metahumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780077)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Indigo crusty digit ratio corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780223)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pearly Sex Offender Queen Of The Night

Adam needs a new vacation house in Newport Beach you silly goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780090)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Iridescent cracking location psychic

To be fair to this particular jew, the point of adam sandler movies has always been to secure new porches for 6~10 b- and c-list comedian friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48780092)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: galvanic doctorate rigor

July 25. I am very worried about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#48919727)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: cortisol rush

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#49130352)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Dave Prole

I just rewatched Happy Gilmore yesterday for the first time since I saw it in the theater. As someone who plays golf now, I am shocked that I ever liked this movie. The main character is an unmitigated psychopath that should've been arrested and committed to a mental asylum at least 30 times in the first act alone. The female love interest subplot was hilariously unrealistic. Like this is how a 10 year old incel thought adults did romance in 1990. But the absolute WORST part of the entire movie is the hockey stick putter he gets at the climax. If I see that stupid hockey putter in the new movie I'm turning it off right away. Unless Colin Morikawa is in the movie. That guy is a stud and I'll watch anything with him in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#49130373)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Doesn't sound like you're much of a prole. I do think the original worked well because golf was viewed as an uber-elitist WASP-y sport back then. The culture clash really made it work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#49130650)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

Bad news: https://images.wsj.net/im-79144484?width=700&size=3.732&pixel_ratio=1.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2Reputation#49130657)