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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Bateful lime sex offender gaming laptop

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Chrome Gay Wizard Really Tough Guy

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: jade swollen corner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: diverse deranged school cafeteria skinny woman

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Floppy Bawdyhouse Dingle Berry



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Henna appetizing house



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: jade swollen corner

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: costumed pit dragon

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: marvelous senate voyeur

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: disturbing rehab

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: puce chad parlor

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Floppy Bawdyhouse Dingle Berry



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Navy Histrionic People Who Are Hurt Parlour



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: puce chad parlor



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: topaz balding regret clown



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Blue bbw lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Bateful lime sex offender gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Scarlet provocative codepig

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Stirring yarmulke telephone

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: beta set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Stirring yarmulke telephone

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Iridescent Drunken Therapy

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Violent Avocado Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: puce chad parlor

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: electric macaca national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy turdskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Khaki foreskin boiling water

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Shimmering Apoplectic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Crimson At-the-ready Brunch

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Gold Immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: topaz balding regret clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: spectacular messiness

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: dead address

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Crimson At-the-ready Brunch

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: ivory theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Crimson At-the-ready Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: filthy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: pearly high-end famous landscape painting wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Glittery carnelian hissy fit cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: territorial chocolate university factory reset button

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: white ticket booth round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: adventurous liquid oxygen

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: adventurous liquid oxygen

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: ivory theater stage friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Bateful lime sex offender gaming laptop

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: ivory theater stage friendly grandma

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Floppy Bawdyhouse Dingle Berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: metal vivacious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: laughsome center elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: laughsome center elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic chapel

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: racy sneaky criminal travel guidebook

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: charismatic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: racy sneaky criminal travel guidebook

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Hateful Geriatric Mad Cow Disease Gunner

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Navy Histrionic People Who Are Hurt Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: racy sneaky criminal travel guidebook

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse incel

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: puce chad parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: white ticket booth round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: marvelous senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Flatulent fighting corn cake lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lavender hospital

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: bistre double fault mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Cyan vengeful ratface community account

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Yapping Base

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Drab pisswyrm hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Glittery carnelian hissy fit cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: fragrant underhanded nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tantric state brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: boyish carmine haunted graveyard stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: shaky hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: electric macaca national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Yapping Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: fragrant underhanded nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: thriller range

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Startled slippery stain half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: boyish carmine haunted graveyard stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Crimson At-the-ready Brunch

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse incel

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic theatre

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Startled slippery stain half-breed

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Khaki foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Drunken Therapy

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Copper Sound Barrier Athletic Conference

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: passionate cuck menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine spot

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Crimson At-the-ready Brunch

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: marvelous senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Scarlet provocative codepig

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: French preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: unholy tanning salon cumskin

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: 180 Magenta New Version

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: French preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Khaki foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful stage

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Flatulent fighting corn cake lay

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: puce chad parlor

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: supple circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: ivory theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Khaki foreskin boiling water

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: bistre double fault mother

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Copper Sound Barrier Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: boyish carmine haunted graveyard stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: French preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: boyish carmine haunted graveyard stag film

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Shimmering Apoplectic Shrine

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive Swashbuckling Step-uncle's House

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: awkward stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Maize windowlicker principal's office

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: boyish carmine haunted graveyard stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: dun church

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Sickened shitlib stead

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Khaki foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Galvanic Depressive Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mewling Boltzmann Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Mewling Boltzmann Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: puce chad parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Yapping Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: unholy tanning salon cumskin

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: contagious water buffalo kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: metal vivacious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: violent big legend

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Iridescent Drunken Therapy

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: marvelous senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Bateful lime sex offender gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Pearl demanding theater sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Indecent Heady Rigor Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Judgmental deer antler dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: curious olive property

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Copper Sound Barrier Athletic Conference

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Copper Sound Barrier Athletic Conference

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Henna appetizing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: salmon irate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: burgundy abusive queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Blue bbw lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Exciting private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Violent Avocado Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Blue bbw lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mental disorder jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: comical field old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (Christmas!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Lascivious lodge

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Bateful lime sex offender gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Bateful lime sex offender gaming laptop

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: ivory theater stage friendly grandma

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy locus

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: azure market

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser temple

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Aromatic Reading Party Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Alcoholic Institution Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Alcoholic Institution Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant Nibblets Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: laughsome center elastic band

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Greedy chestnut pozpig affirmative action

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating misanthropic ceo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: laughsome center elastic band

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Maize windowlicker principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: milky vigorous jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34971362)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy faggotry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: stimulating insanely creepy puppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: laughsome center elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: unholy tanning salon cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Irradiated prole organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040464)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: stimulating insanely creepy puppy library



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy french chef



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: coral dopamine filthpig

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It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Aromatic Reading Party Location



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating insanely creepy puppy library



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: metal vivacious resort

what a time to be alive

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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed citrine space

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: metal vivacious resort



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