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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
tell me
insane talented gaping idiot
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
mischievous site
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Narrow-minded public bath indirect expression
  12/28/13
fucking lol
pearl costumed field private investor
  05/12/15
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exciting obsidian casino
  05/12/15
so underrated
mahogany sick address
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brass cheese-eating church building depressive
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Erotic bearded rehab
  03/31/18
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fighting corner ladyboy
  07/18/18
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Cobalt Travel Guidebook Kitchen
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dun church hissy fit
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Mind-boggling tank sanctuary
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Zombie-like locus
  12/11/24
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greedy location
  06/11/25
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Red Pisswyrm State
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Racy Green Home
  08/14/13
lmao
insane talented gaping idiot
  05/12/15
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razzle fortuitous meteor persian
  12/11/24
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Zombie-like locus
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Red Pisswyrm State
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
bearded school cafeteria gaming laptop
  08/14/13
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Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Vivacious queen of the night
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
rofl
insane talented gaping idiot
  08/14/13
180
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
rofl
Apoplectic indian lodge deer antler
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Effete chad
  08/14/13
lol
poppy laughsome hell azn
  08/14/13
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cream pontificating affirmative action
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brass cheese-eating church building depressive
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Wonderful stage useless brakes
  03/24/21
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Mind-boggling tank sanctuary
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
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Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
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excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Racy Green Home
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
best of thread
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
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Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like locus
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Zombie-like locus
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
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Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
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Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
mustard idea he suggested
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Racy Green Home
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Wine property
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insane talented gaping idiot
  08/14/13
180
hateful volcanic crater temple
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180 ticket booth
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cream pontificating affirmative action
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dashing death wish parlour
  08/17/13
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pearl costumed field private investor
  01/19/16
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Erotic bearded rehab
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Wine property
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
lol
Fluffy chapel jap
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
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Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
adventurous sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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glittery amethyst library mad cow disease
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
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very tactful slimy garrison
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
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Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
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well-lubricated kitty cat hunting ground
  09/11/13
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well-lubricated kitty cat hunting ground
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Wonderful stage useless brakes
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
brilliant sadistic double fault ratface
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Vivacious queen of the night
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Vivacious queen of the night
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
spectacular charcoal multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
ivory area boiling water
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
brilliant sadistic double fault ratface
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
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shivering lettuce
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Ebony mexican
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
whatever
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
scarlet native jewess
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
lol
hateful volcanic crater temple
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
180
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
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plum whorehouse sandwich
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
excitant electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
heady pit
  08/14/13
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heady pit
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
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Marvelous Self-centered Boltzmann
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
hateful volcanic crater temple
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Curious maniacal kitty principal's office
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
disturbing trailer park rigor
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
dun church hissy fit
  08/14/13
165
walnut rough-skinned hall athletic conference
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
lmao
Flesh concupiscible mental disorder
  08/14/13
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shivering lettuce
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
frisky nibblets set
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
diverse metal windowlicker step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
dashing death wish parlour
  08/14/13
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heady pit
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
Pics?
Cerise Irradiated Giraffe Menage
  08/14/13
link?
razzle fortuitous meteor persian
  08/17/13
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insane talented gaping idiot
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
dark selfie
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
electric startled karate
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
twinkling market
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Know-it-all provocative stock car
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Know-it-all provocative stock car
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Know-it-all provocative stock car
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Clear Titillating Center
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Blathering crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Know-it-all provocative stock car
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Mint telephone
  08/14/13
Underrated
walnut rough-skinned hall athletic conference
  08/15/13
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brass cheese-eating church building depressive
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Blathering crackhouse
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Mint telephone
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
crimson doobsian gunner theater
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Maize Fragrant Stag Film
  08/14/13
lol
poppy laughsome hell azn
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Maize Fragrant Stag Film
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
poppy laughsome hell azn
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Maize Fragrant Stag Film
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Blathering crackhouse
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Frum plaza
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
brilliant sadistic double fault ratface
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Boyish mad-dog skullcap national
  08/14/13
180
Orchid Contagious Mediation Theatre
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
poppy laughsome hell azn
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
cream pontificating affirmative action
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
poppy laughsome hell azn
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling slap-happy internal respiration gas station
  08/14/13
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Olive Sexy Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
180
Know-it-all provocative stock car
  08/14/13
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Mint telephone
  08/15/13
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twinkling market
  08/17/13
...
Motley violent box office
  09/11/13
Lmao
Hairraiser factory reset button shrine
  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
fiercely-loyal locale
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
swashbuckling slap-happy internal respiration gas station
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Henna Lodge Turdskin
  08/14/13
lol
Know-it-all provocative stock car
  08/14/13
...
Emerald razzle-dazzle senate
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
maroon exhilarant house
  08/14/13
180
geriatric sepia range
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Nofapping potus
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Nighttime odious dilemma
  08/17/13
poignant
Aquamarine Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Stubborn sable macaca pervert
  08/17/13
...
swashbuckling slap-happy internal respiration gas station
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Motley violent box office
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
well-lubricated kitty cat hunting ground
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
crimson doobsian gunner theater
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Narrow-minded public bath indirect expression
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Yellow background story sweet tailpipe
  12/28/13
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soul-stirring painfully honest masturbator
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Nubile Indigo Base
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
stirring orchestra pit
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
vigorous becky brunch
  03/10/14
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pearl costumed field private investor
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
adventurous sneaky criminal
  05/12/15
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iridescent big bawdyhouse
  01/19/16
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cream pontificating affirmative action
  10/25/17
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razzle fortuitous meteor persian
  11/29/15
...
razzle fortuitous meteor persian
  12/23/15
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pearl costumed field private investor
  01/05/16
...
razzle fortuitous meteor persian
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Carmine Arrogant Resort
  06/07/17
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iridescent big bawdyhouse
  09/22/17
...
dashing death wish parlour
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
shaky incel
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Thriller den place of business
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
shaky incel
  07/18/18
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Wonderful stage useless brakes
  04/30/19
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razzle fortuitous meteor persian
  06/21/20
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razzle fortuitous meteor persian
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coiffed dysfunction
  07/11/20
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Wonderful stage useless brakes
  12/16/21
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Wonderful stage useless brakes
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: insane talented gaping idiot

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: mischievous site

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded public bath indirect expression

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: pearl costumed field private investor

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: exciting obsidian casino



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: mahogany sick address

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: brass cheese-eating church building depressive



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Erotic bearded rehab



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: fighting corner ladyboy



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Cobalt Travel Guidebook Kitchen



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: dun church hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tank sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: greedy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Red Pisswyrm State

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Racy Green Home

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: insane talented gaping idiot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Red Pisswyrm State

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria gaming laptop

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Vivacious queen of the night

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: insane talented gaping idiot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic indian lodge deer antler

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Effete chad

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: poppy laughsome hell azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: cream pontificating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: brass cheese-eating church building depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Wonderful stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tank sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Racy Green Home

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like locus

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: mustard idea he suggested

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Racy Green Home

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Wine property

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: insane talented gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: hateful volcanic crater temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: cream pontificating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: pearl costumed field private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Erotic bearded rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Wine property

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Fluffy chapel jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: adventurous sneaky criminal

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: glittery amethyst library mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: very tactful slimy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated kitty cat hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated kitty cat hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Wonderful stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: brilliant sadistic double fault ratface

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Vivacious queen of the night

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Vivacious queen of the night

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: spectacular charcoal multi-billionaire

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: ivory area boiling water

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: brilliant sadistic double fault ratface

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: shivering lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Ebony mexican

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: scarlet native jewess

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: hateful volcanic crater temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: plum whorehouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: excitant electric furnace hospital

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: heady pit

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: heady pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Marvelous Self-centered Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hateful volcanic crater temple

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Curious maniacal kitty principal's office

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: disturbing trailer park rigor

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: dun church hissy fit

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: walnut rough-skinned hall athletic conference

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Flesh concupiscible mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: shivering lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: frisky nibblets set

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: diverse metal windowlicker step-uncle's house

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: dashing death wish parlour

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: heady pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cerise Irradiated Giraffe Menage

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: insane talented gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: dark selfie

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: electric startled karate

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: twinkling market

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all provocative stock car

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Know-it-all provocative stock car

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all provocative stock car

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Clear Titillating Center

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Blathering crackhouse

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all provocative stock car

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Mint telephone

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: walnut rough-skinned hall athletic conference

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: brass cheese-eating church building depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Blathering crackhouse

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Mint telephone

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: crimson doobsian gunner theater

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Magical Cruel-hearted Dopamine

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Stag Film

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: poppy laughsome hell azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Stag Film

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: poppy laughsome hell azn

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Stag Film

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Blathering crackhouse

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Frum plaza

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: brilliant sadistic double fault ratface

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Boyish mad-dog skullcap national

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Orchid Contagious Mediation Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: poppy laughsome hell azn

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: cream pontificating affirmative action

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: poppy laughsome hell azn

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling slap-happy internal respiration gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Olive Sexy Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all provocative stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Mint telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: twinkling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Motley violent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser factory reset button shrine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal locale

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling slap-happy internal respiration gas station

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Henna Lodge Turdskin

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all provocative stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Emerald razzle-dazzle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: maroon exhilarant house

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: geriatric sepia range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Nofapping potus

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Nighttime odious dilemma

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine Antidepressant Drug

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Stubborn sable macaca pervert

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling slap-happy internal respiration gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Motley violent box office

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated kitty cat hunting ground

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: crimson doobsian gunner theater

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded public bath indirect expression

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Yellow background story sweet tailpipe

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring painfully honest masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Nubile Indigo Base

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: stirring orchestra pit

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: vigorous becky brunch

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: pearl costumed field private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: adventurous sneaky criminal

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: iridescent big bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: cream pontificating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: pearl costumed field private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Carmine Arrogant Resort

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: iridescent big bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: dashing death wish parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: shaky incel

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Thriller den place of business

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: shaky incel

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: coiffed dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Wonderful stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Wonderful stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#44198924)